Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
chandra05_fml 0
yeah , leave him NOW !
johnjjohns 0
well maybe u should get him a ps3... just sayin
neonblue120 6
did you cry? how about wasting 2 years on a worthless guy
thatfeelsright 0
that's how much a prostitute cost 60$
dinosauring 0
ydi for being a horrible girlfriend, now get back in the kitchen.
x_vienna_x 0
um yeah believe it or not but things have changed since the stone age and females became equal to men. So women don't always belong in the kitchen unless they want to and maybe he was just being a shitty boyfriend.
gregsdaman 0
shut the hell up,kitchen jokes arnt funny and I know u gett no pussy by saying that
Bro_Namath 0
Bras want to be bros. It’s a ******* fact. If that shit’s not on Wikipedia it ******* should be. You know how I know this? It’s called historical evidence, bitch. For example - back in the day only bros were allowed to vote, but bras got envious. So, rather than listen to them bitch and moan and make funny jokes all day about how they were “equal,” bros finally caved and gave them the vote. This proved to be a terrible idea as it almost got the biggest bro hater of them all (Hillary Clinton) elected president.
ZeeZatara 0
It could be worse. He couldve said that he would trade you for xbox 360 games.
taurustbull 0
Trade you, as in give you away for good. Or just trade your services in exchange for goods, which would indicate he still has feelings and wants to keep you around.
zero112 0
think of it like this it's not the worst thing he could have trade you in for.!!
x_vienna_x 0
Dump his sorry ass like he deserves.
CoolChik 5
Sounds like a gamer nerd, who with this attitude, won't have much of a life and will probably rarely get laid. Consider this a nice warning sign of where this is relationship is headed--an overweight boyfriend who can't keep his eyes off the tv, yelling at you to bring him a beer while he plays his playstation with bad body odor because his life is so consumed with video games, he neglects personal hygiene. Not a real winner.
SCARYMUSIC 0
**** YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! not ******* every one who plays video games r fat with no life. most are normal peaple. u know when mw2 came out more than 3/4 of the peaple at my high school ( including me) stayed home"sick" to buy and play it