Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
maiden666 0
trade him for a gumball :D
FalsePretense 0
Ps3>xbox by a mile
the1unique1rebel 0
Yeah he would also trade you for bud light and dr.pepper remember that
Swaqq 0
ohh dat suxz big time. yu shuld punish him.lmao
DeathShad0 1
Ever tried playing with him? Problem solved. PS3 games and a gamer girlfriend.
djavalanche 0
#35 hell yea. of course. ps3 way better than the red ring crap with xbox. my friend has gotten the ring 5x wtf is up with xbox?
Rico5037 0
get hotter. oh and ps3 blows ( I've had both)
SCARYMUSIC 0
I don't blame him although I like the xbox more than ps3(I don't think there's a difference between HD, blue Ray,or normal.) I've just today played god of war three( possibley the BEST video game EVER) and it ******* rocks so I would do the same. u have to play it maybe u will understand.
Mewtwo_fml 1
How in the hell has this FML been up this long without a single "PS3 has no games" joke?
Splayd 10
I don't suppose you would be willing to explain that to me, hm?
intolerance 0
I would kick him where it hurts and run of corse by than it's over hrs a jerk who needs a videogame nerd