Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Markymark1202 12
At least you didn't go down alone..lol
KissMyButtocks 6
YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
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Comments (64)
Kibaruto 33
I warned you about those stairs bro
silvercamaro 22
OP should hope no one sues, even though it was an accident.
friedpwnadge 25
I told you dawg I told you about stairs
BellaBear90 27
Here in the uk, we don't sue everyone for everything. Calm down.
FangirlingAlways 14
Here in Pennsylvania, we don't either.
randomgalzbo 17
Ouch. More like f those who you knocked down's lives...
misterlandshark 5
ftwykdl doesn't quite fit as well as FML
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
It would be FTL not FTWYKDL
pompomkiwi 14
Ouch.. Well more like FHL
crimsin_ 21
H?
guineagirl96 38
Her... You must be new
Markymark1202 12
At least you didn't go down alone..lol
thejewishfuhrer 17
One for all and all for one!
kumarina 35
I'm really clumpsy when walking, I have so many brusing people think I'm a victim of domestic violence....
Clay_Pidgeon 11
let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!
gabechriswill 19
Leeerroooyy Jennnkinss!
LittleBastard 20
31. Just.. no... no more..
TXFernwoods 26
I hope you're all OK! o: Get well soon OP!(:
PenguinBitch 44
It's going down, I'm yelling timber!! -OP
KissMyButtocks 6
YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
Sports_guy3 28
As well as loving Miley Cyrus, are you a "Belieber"?
mb2_native 15
18, they're both the same. I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is another one of Miley's "Hannah's". Seriously, look at pictures of them. And they look the exact same. I always thought of Bieber as a girl, Justina Bieber.
KissMyButtocks 6
I'm not a fan of either 18 it's just the first thing that came to mind
cryssycakesx3 23
what does any of that have to for with miley?
arandomusernameaa 20
Maybe the fact it's her song?
damaniii 7
Quick thinking to push everyone else so you wouldn't fall ;). Joking but I hope your all okay !
coldashell 23
"You're" is the word you're looking for. For the love of (insert religious figure), please learn how to differentiate you, your, and you're, and the internet will be a much more enjoyable place for you. I am plowed right now and can still use proper spelling.
andrewturtle 16
#36 while many of us enjoy the proper use of grammar, stop sounding like such a little bitch.
LalaDee561 8
#36 so out of the entire comment the only thing that you could concentrate on was that one little word? I also like good grammar, but not so much that I have to bitch someone else out on one little mistake (which even I slip up and make sometimes when in a rush to write something, and I KNOW how to use all three.) get a freaking life.
Kiki242 19
Trippy.
lolwhatthehellz 15
Hope she's okay. Watch your step next time OP! ;)