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🌶️ Spicy
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dan
Ann Arbor, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Isn't that, like, a crime?
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Dr.Octopus454
United Kingdom
Wobble wobble
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Money Shot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum on the deck, but when I rolled back, my elderly neighbor yelled, "Don't do that in the open if you won’t give up the money shot." FML
beachbum
United States
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Anonymous
Speedo Gonzalez
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Higgs
United States
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
easilyexited
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Show us what you can do
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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mama2b3 20
haha dirrty old men ;)
neopoliandreams 0
did you continue to watch?
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mama2b3 20
haha dirrty old men ;)
jts2x3 1
u like
dca 0
so hot
kevinkuz 0
he was doing the dance, the jerk
accnrh 0
he was jerking his hose, not dancing
JustinKingr 0
haha that must such
JustinKingr 0
suck stupid auto correction on iPod
draino108 0
#1 is sexy
FatalWedgie 0
swimming with the seamen is fun
FatalWedgie 0
nothing better than a mouthful of water from the public pool
3DLoli 0
Possible pedo vs. Possible jailbait.
ipts 0
omg ive never been this close to #1 b4!
050294 0
It's pretty damn hillarious that these desperate creeps are hitting on you online, haha. Hey, guys, you're not getting laid and/or nude pics from an online compliment!
sam411411 0
lol @ 29
grimreapor 0
haha I know rite
jonathangt21 0
I know right
chrihot4 0
well go suck him off then maybe u can get down and dirty;) hehe
ReyEr9412 0
I bet he was near the water jet
Busterfml 0
AQUALUNG!!!
sublimaze 6
you proly enjoyed watching him, didn't you
iitz4l3x 0
now thats what i call a sticky situation
mattbeverly 0
he thought it was the ocean. all he was doin was makin sea men lol
Tripout 0
(Patricks voice) SHES PERDY SPONGEBOB (referring to #1)
MF12 0
41 Just wait til the mods get you.
AndreaHaha 0
lmao old men like to Jack off too
twist_of_fame93 0
f ur life indeed
ilysweetcupcake 1
bahahahaha nice.
Cricketiscool 0
water aerobics! Everyone needs exercise.
crackiebob 0
#61 that song sucks balls
focusf111 0
woohoooo!!!
paigeatsflesh 11
I bet you went down there and helped him(; and WTF? how did he hold his breath that long??O:
hunterman 0
stfu
sugarbabyxoxo 2
o.O omg lol.
trizzieb 0
You know the differnce between a nun and a chick in the tub? one has hope in her soul...
jasonsaied 1
I love how you take the time to put 'discretely' in quotes like that but it's still spelled wrong.
ashlynn610 12
was it big? lol <=3
dumbbitchhater2 0
was this pool in your back yard?
drewbell 0
you, my friend, fail...epically I might add.
weritomexican 7
I would have gotten out of that damn pool lol and warned all the girls walking around. that's just disgusting I'm going to think twice the next time I go swimming lol
dp0515 0
#102 I guess he was a two pump chump
nessimonster 0
dats nasty
hhaalleeyy95 0
Haha that suckssss.
gregsdaman 0
that's y there is retirement, for that all day pool beat off session
dreamer66 0
haha I saw that once but it was a seven year old kid haha lols
puppystomper 0
you can turn that off in settings under keyboard
dancmgg 0
what does that mean?
vivigun 3
Wonder who he was checking out ;)
fuzzywazzy012 0
Jerking itttt
pasha135 0
mm.. mmm that reminds of when I was in the navy.
awthmt 6
If only you could hold your breath longer..
neopoliandreams 0
did you continue to watch?
afatmonkey 0
Hell yeah. That shit's $25 on payperview.
JustinKingr 0
I watched... kidding
lickmyjock 0
did u suck on his snorkle for air?
MidgetMonster 0
that is soo disgusting. I hope you TATTLED on him.
FYLDeep 26
Didn't you read it? It says the only reason we wore the goggles was to watch the old man jerk it.
knights95 9
It's free on the Internet
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
are you a chick or guy
TypicalCat 0
that's funny as **** now much too it I think you shoulda made a circle jerk in the pool.
actress5698 1
how can you seevinder water st a pond? Also how come you were looking at him underwater?
ImaginaryFoe 1
#8, did you read the post at all?
ipts 0
my thoughts excactly 14
heyitslexx 3
Nobody ever said it was a pond. She said POOL
AquaSky 1
The goggles, they do nothing !
julian1179 0
lol "is it a good idea to microwave old junk!?" lol
airforce987 20
lol I love that show
MyStarrz 0
well i heard "if u dont use it u lose it" ....i take it he's tryna keep his
e11e 0
hahaha! I guess you can't blame him for tryin not to lose it
locklock 0
I like big butts in a can
Fedor_fml 0
can you teach me how to jerk?!?
blindyblonde13 0
uhumm thats just nasty and for those of you who think she/he meant the jerk as in the dance, you stupid. because that wouldnt be an FML it would just be hilarious.
nmsm 1
he was kidding. it's a double- meaning word
schnitzel5 0
7th! and eww
ImaginaryFoe 1
Fail! And ha!
Finalninja447 2
wow let the oldies enjoy they're dicks before they need meds
jverdouw 0
you loved it didn't you?!
Aussieprincess 7
Lol that is hilarious! old people need loving too!
Angeledice 0
Yeah and we love sperm in poolwater -.-
madmonkeykilla 0
holy **** is that a girl or guy in ur pic, and I bet the girl helped him when she noticed
SuiGeneris01 2
you should have help him jerk it, since he's old he might have needed help. old people like it when the new generation help them.