Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Dark_Zekrom 21
Trade his computer for something nice
jeeplover 6
You should be the only rare piece he needs
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (184)
anonymous100000 17
well it comes with the risk of sending nudes, though that's not cool. FYL
lulinator 40
You should be able to trust your significant other not to distribute any nudes you send them.
Duladian 19
21: You should be able to trust them, but from what I've seen as soon as you two are no longer are together they seem to float around. The idea that someone could share something this personal is despicable.
smokecloud_ 37
It could also be that he took them without her knowledge. That's what my ex would do. He sent then to his 70 year old bootleg cab driver for free rides. His excuse when I found out was "I didn't think you would mind." It's disgusting and disrespectful and I hope OP broke it off with him but not before deleting every photo of herself from every phone, camera, tablet, computer, etc. he might have.
zBLAKEz 23
I'm sorry for what your boyfriend did. That truly is horrible. However, I would like to point out that the FML says "nude pictures I sent him" so they weren't taken without her permission. Not that that makes what happened any less deplorable.
smokecloud_ 37
Whoops, you're right I got hit with some feels and it clouded my perception. It just reminded me of what I went through recently. I still stand by the end of my comment.
MrsDruidess 23
there is no privacy when it comes to sending anything, especially nudes! A basic rule of thumb is, if you dont want your father looking at it, don't take the photo! A boyfriend is as changeable as your bed sheets, domt trust him with something so private. I gotta go a little bit ydi, but I still feel for ya.
interesting33 37
In the UK it is now illegal to send nude pics of another person like that. You can go to prison for it.
zBLAKEz 23
If you think that any boyfriend you get is as changeable as bed sheets then I feel bad for any guy you date.
sanchitgoyal 27
comment posted by mistake. deleted.
Dark_Zekrom 21
Trade his computer for something nice
rayman173 2
like a new boyfriend?
876t786t6oi 12
That's how you get killed. Atleast if you were with me ;)
876t786t6oi 12
Atleast the hard drive. I wouldent sell the hard drive to my worst enemy. Do you know how long it takes to get your stuff back? Nudes only take a second to do. That takes maybe even years.
classicsparkles 17
@99 @101 You realize that though a nude photograph can be taken in seconds, it can take a lifetime to live down, can destroy a public reputation, potentially ruin any career opportunity, not to mention the danger of having your intimate parts exposed to all of the world's creepers, and the fact that someone you trusted betrayed you.
nameisname 12
I agree. My girlfriend threw my Alienware computer because I didn't compliment her about her new dress. So what did I do you may ask I burned all her cloths and hid my credit card so she can't buy more (she doesn't have a job)
876t786t6oi 12
If your willing to send a photograph on the Internet you should make sure you wouldent care who saw it no matter what.
876t786t6oi 12
@107 You did the right thing :p
classicsparkles 17
108, why are you assuming it was online as opposed to a private message?
876t786t6oi 12
A private message is online. If it uses internet, it's online.
876t786t6oi 12
@111
midjigirl 13
@109 so it's acceptable when it's a guy getting back at his girlfriend for his computer, but not when its a girl for her boyfriend giving other people nude pictures of her? What is different about this scenario to you? I agree that guy was partially justified, but at least it's not something that has the potential to hurt him for the rest of his life.
876t786t6oi 12
It was her fault she made nudes. Messing up a computer is worse than a freakin picture on the Internet. If I was the guy though I would've gotten a random nude off the Internet and gaven it for the stuff. @123 and also a hard drive loss can mess you up way more than a PICTURE.
17031990 20
@130, I'm guessing you're single?
Dark_Zekrom 21
@130 so getting back every single possible copy of the photos is easily done within seconds? You seem not to have an idea of the vast size of the WORLD WIDE web plus don't forget the deep web as well. Once something is made public, it has the possibility of replicating and spreading faster than you could imagine.
876t786t6oi 12
Yes, I proudly am @145
876t786t6oi 12
Who cares about getting it back? Computers are more important. @168
classicsparkles 17
120,121, Uh, k. I know the difference between off and online. Why would you give me this information? And why didn't you address the question I asked you, what if she send them to her boyfriend via OFFLINE photo messages?
chosha_fml 27
#107 You two assholes sound like you deserve each other. Please don't ever bring kids into that angry house.
lux_final_spark 18
Break up with him. and sue
Tthug 34
It'd probably get thrown out because she gave him the pictures in the first place. He didn't take them illegally. And as long as she's not underage, distribution isn't illegal either. Just a dick move. And that's why you shouldn't take nudes. That and the cloud.
shawnsmuffins 15
Of course the two solutions to everything on fml
EverdreamOfMe 24
The first one is appropriate and a great idea, and the second one would be also if it was legal. Sharing nudes that were not meant to be shared is a evil and disgusting thing to do. I can't see how she could ever trust him enough again to stay in the relationship.
ontheFLY4 25
Beat me to it!
allplayedout 20
That's not true. If she took the photos herself she can actually sue him for violating copyright law (because for some insane reason leaking someone else's nude photos isn't a specific crime in itself in some states). Moreover, if the photos are posted for the public and she is told to pay money to take them down, that's a form of extortion. The guy who ran one of the largest websites of revenge **** thankfully just went in for 12 years for this.
lizzie57 19
Much as I hate people suggesting sueing for everything there probably is some sort of case she would have. Certainly in the UK distributing **** without the permission of the people in them is illegal - it's called revenge ****. Even if it is not specifically illegal in the US there would almost certainly be some sort of sexual harassment case to be made. Also in a lot of cases verbal contracts can be taken as binding and she could argue that the relationship was some sort of contract which involved trust which in turn involves not sharing **** of each other. I'm not saying she should absolutely take him to court but if it is serious enough and she feels he deserves to be punished for this then I would think a good lawyer could successfully argue her case. People have won with far more sketchier cases.
DArthurVaderian 18
Sexual harassment isn't actually specifically illegal, unless something like a business or a school makes a policy about it
RAH94 17
That's awful!
aruden 25
I want to know what the rare item was before I say it's awful
xTuttie 14
That's an asshole move...
TheBelt 19
Tear his "rare piece" to shreds then dump him.
orsombre_fml 11
Why "move"? He is an asshole!
Novadi 22
Why would someone trade a "rare piece" for nudes of someone they most likely don't know? There's free websites for that.
Brandi_Faith 34
I also want to know how the other person knew he had the pictures? It sounds like it's the first thing he thought to offer up for an exchange and that he's the one that mentioned it. And as someone else mentioned, he could've taken a naked picture off the internet and sent that instead. There's just so many things wrong about this situation and what the boyfriend did!
Koalax3 18
He doesn't seem to understand that sharing your naked body with others is completely disrespectful. Try to explain it to him, otherwise don't let him have any more naked pictures of you
BossPathfinderGM 14
Or naked views in person, either.
Badkarma4u 17
Why are you assuming he doesnt understand? I doubt her boyfriend is 3. He knew exactly what he was doing and he did it anyway to get what he wanted.
Koalax3 18
Some people are genuinely that clueless. But I wasn't making any assumptions, which is why I mentioned that's what it "seems" to be. But anyway, not the point. If he knows that it's disrespectful then OP deserves better
midjigirl 13
Even if he somehow doesn't know better, which is highly unlikely, she still deserves better
orsombre_fml 11
He'd understand better with a tour in jail.
xpsychocatladyx 15
dick move. wipe his computer and delete whatever you can from the game then dump his ass
siggy_mcsigx 22
this is one time where i believe in revenge.
jeeplover 6
You should be the only rare piece he needs
CatsMeow5200 9
GAAYYYYT
gichikku 14
Smooth
91hayek 31
Drake is that you?
alexis83188 24
Smooth
nestor666 9
Eeeeh!! ;)
devildog562 33
Delete the account when he's not looking or drop the "piece " on the ground since it's you're body that was exploited to get it
Wakachulak 22
**** that, he should give her the piece!
katakol 6
If it's the game I'm thinking of his account can't be deleted and neither can the piece.
876t786t6oi 12
Piece>nudes