Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I was talking to someone on the phone, and then I panicked because I couldn't find it, searching for it while speaking on the phone, asking them to call it. It wasn't until they started laughing did I realise that it was up against my ear. FML
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Top comments
SenGaeriel 3
Are you blond?
MutherFuther099 0
That happened to me before..
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Comments (127)
SenGaeriel 3
Are you blond?
Damn_Hippster 11
I bet your a glasses wearer too
humorizer 14
YDI for being conceited enough to talk a full 10 minutes about what you were planning on doing tonight.
Snowstar 0
Blonde*(Well, usually) and *you're.
kelsey_katie 17
I really hate blonde jokes. Just because someone is blonde, doesn't mean that they are stupid. Anyone could have done that!
monkeys1315 0
It's ok op I'm sure most people have done that before
mduffy08 8
9 - that makes them have a life.
rallets 23
9 - just figured id do this too
Doortje 30
#9: Just because you could tell your plans for the night in 4 words ("jerk off to ****") doesn't mean everyone else's life is that boring.
ikickgingers 15
I'm blonde. I wear glasses, and I've done that before. I see no problem here.
elephantcrazy 7
Hahaha sadly I've done that
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP, can I buy some weed from you?
EmilieAutumn 7
Can you spell? It's blondE
ZoeElizabeth 0
Yes to the blonde but asking "Are you blonde?" is dramatically correct. You're would make it a statement.
ikickgingers 15
62- completely lost me on the latter part..?
exleonhart 0
But if they could...
LiveLaughFML 10
This situation always happens to me when it's summer, I'm by the pool and my sunglasses are on the top of my head =(
SillyPumpkins 0
Being blonde has nothing to do with being forgetful lol
mitri_fml 3
You guys realize that #1's comment is more likely to be a typo of 'blind' (o is next to i) than a fail of spelling blonde.
lolfish1337 4
Hot damn! 4 hidden comments in a row!
50love 0
32- Same Here!
ShyAnn29 15
I'm brunette, wear glasses, and I've done that before lol
Llama_Face89 34
7- what's that have to do with anything?
SenGaeriel 3
No, I meant it to say blond. BTW, blond and blonde are both correct spellings.
humorizer 14
@9 - I got only 30 thumbs down (as of October 9)? I'm surprised. And yeah, it shouldn't take more than a minute to describe what you're doing on a given night. Behold: "Ok, so tonight I'm going to put on my make up, eat some food, maybe hit up the mall, then go clubbing with Shaniqwa and the guhs, then go to the mall again, and after that I'm going to go to the bar, get laid, then do some drugs afterwards." There you go. I said all the stuff that 'people with lives' do, and it would have taken me about 45 seconds to say on the phone.
gurly98 13
That's rude
craZgal321 6
62- i think u mean gramatically correct
manjot21sandhu 0
dumbass.
ifailplzinsultme 0
It's okay, together we will find the cure for dumbasses.
carmieloulou 0
I've done that before. No big deal.
Laterial 3
A severe case of stupid will do it to you. Cover your mouth when speaking. It may be communicable.
Blueglasscup 18
OP you fool! Though to be honest this is probably the number one first world problem.
Lauren10102 3
False, I discovered the worst first world problem yesterday as I bitched to my sister about angry birds not having an update when I finished all the current levels.
CryMoreFMLs 15
24 - It's called a bullet to the head behind a shed, Ol' Yeller style.
Mikko8 15
At least you found it! :D
brunogtz 4
that's what she said!
2wenty0ne21 0
Dammit I meant to thumb up
DisturbedFacade 0
Fail, nuff said
JustinComments 3
At the FML or your redundant comment?
J0gby 0
my mom actually did this once. how embarassing...
crinx034 0
I once was looking for my phone while holding it in my hand before so I understand why she feels bad, but not for 10 whole minutes...
MutherFuther099 0
That happened to me before..
dancer050 0
Same!!!
damian25 0
This has happened to me too. I think something like this has heppened to everyone. Just no on likes to admit that they have their stupid moments.
toastyjustice 5
I bet it felt amazing
cheatwin3598 0
Me too >.<
DontModMeDammit 10
Done it looking for my keys.
absolutegrrr 7
You were talking to your friend on your keys?
Aweh_Olivia 13
faaaail ! :P, but that stuff happens to everyone
Wirbelwind 2
Haha, I laughed so hard I fell off my bed XD
cudi504 4
#12 its a steryotype joke like black or asian jokes. Not all blacks steal and not all asians drive bad, its just fun to make jokes about it. So blondes are retards. :)
jessie12198 0
plenty of times!
miZscrZee 0
OMGSH. I do that too! LMAO.
exleonhart 0
Uhm as in you repeatedly, or just constantly? FYL
Llama_Face89 34
I think my mother did it 3 times in one day once...