Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
ligerzero459 24
FYL, but I'm thinking there's more to this story that we're not being given. After four years you usually don't break up like that without something provoking it…
YooEfO 4
Exactly what I was thinking. He wanted her to break down in tears. She did something.
bryce2552 4
I'd like to hear from him what you did to deserve that.
epilepticsuperma 11
I am pretty sure this guy qualifies for asshole of the year! Good riddance you are better off without him OP.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
What an absolute asshole. I'm sorry op that's awful. You're better of without that son of a bitch.
geocayce 7
What was his reason for leaving you?
YooEfO 4
This seams like something that's soo mean he wanted to get u back for some reason. Hmm?? The possibilities of all the scenarios.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Wow, what a bastard! I wouldn't give him the time of day ever again after that; he's clearly not mature or respectful enough for you.
joshieehd 6
There's always those trolls who say "you deserved it"
kait154 7
omg how cruel. You derserve so much better. Sorry,OP.
awkward_gothlady 32
Ouch! There is just no excuse whatsoever for that.