Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
mimi809o 21
that's horrible....sorry OP :( don't let him get to you if that's how he breaks up with a girl, I'd say good riddance
GatorPiss 2
It's guys like that who make it harder for good guys. Emily, you are better without him.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Maybe it will turn into one of those cheesey Facebook likes where it turns out he only has a week to live and wanted her to hate him so she wouldn't care when he dies, but then omgzz before she finds out the girl diez of a broken heart LYK IF YHUU CRYED xoxoxooxoxox
Foxy_On_Fire 21
He doesn't deserve you. Go find someone who does. You deserve it.
woolymittens 11
Aww I'm sorry, OP. :( What a dick, you deserve better. :)
fatou_fml 7
Don't take that at all what's wrong with some thick and y is he calling u ugly ***** u don't deserve it forget him
Eorlas 31
That has to be one of the most horrid ways anyone could break up with someone. I am so very sorry, but you are much better off without him. He doesn't deserve anyone's companionship.
Tuffay 14
Rubbing alcohol will take care of the mirror, and Rison will take care of the Ex.
The_sGTw_0979 4
I'm so sorry, hun, what a cruel way to end a relationship. I recently had a bad breakup, so I can (sort of) get how you're feeling. It sounds overused and cliche, but you are so much better without him. You'll see how happy you can be as a single woman, free to be who she wants. Good luck, dear.
bigdipper32 5
cut down on the eating just a suggestion and Maybe a facelift ugly ******.