Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (214)
waffule365 16
you're hopefully ex-boyfriend sounds like a dick
abbiex 6
Your better off
ragini95 16
That's just ******* cruel.
DorkAlert 10
KILL HIM. Or punch him or let me punch him for you PLEASE!!!
DarthVader77 9
Points for consideration: 0 out of 10 Points for straightforwardness: 8 out of 10 Points for having balls: 10 out of 10
The_Mr_Troll 14
Smash his Xbox. That'll teach him.
ColonelCusswords 24
guy must have a dick only slightly bigger than a needle to say that.
fantasyworld 39
He's a douche and his insults are lame.
weaponofchoice6 11
what a prick!! you're better off without him OP
queen_jae614 10
if you do decide to take revenge lick a Jolly Rancher put on one of his windows so then when he takes it off the whole thing will crack