Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (196)
gorina 0
haha.
Marcel4_fml 3
and she couldn't do this in person?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Apparently not. Some things are hard to do in person... for me, that includes talking. FYL, OP.
eminemchick 19
the way ur girlfriend (or ex girlfriend now) stated that, is equivalent to the way Lizzie McGuire talked in 2001 xD
gorina 0
If you can't break up with someone politely you shouldn't be dating. A dislike of talking shouldn't stop you from having manners, especially towards someone you apparently liked enough to date.
BandJunkie_fml 0
Why were you at school on a Sunday? o.o
gorina 0
"Today," is always the start of an FML. Does not necessarily mean it happened the day it was actually posted.
BrokenDreamer24 15
Plus it doesn't have to be school, it could be at a work place, or the gym. The possibilities are out there.
ezgrl95 0
she could have been more creative, like sticking trash in your locker hence the consider yourself dumped. so look on the bright side: atleast you're not dating a boring idiot ;)
ezgrl95 0
she could have been more creative, like sticking trash in your locker hence the consider yourself dumped. so look on the bright side: atleast you're not dating a boring idiot ;)
Susieee_Q 9
I can't shake the feeling that there is something missing in the FML. Like, OP could have been a cheater or an asshole. You don't see a lot of girls be such bitches too often, although I don't want to assume. the possibility is always there: maybe she is just a bitch, in which case just be happy she's out of your life.
yuviluv 5
He might go to boarding school.
iSitt 0
she couldn't do it via Facebook? where are her manners?
OceanBreathesSal 5
46- yea but most guys can't take a hint.
Stefani213 0
lol she proves a point
joselyn146 0
10-you watched Lizzie McGuire too???!!! ;D
ThanksKarma 0
54-I see women turn into bitches for no reason all the time. They usually try blaming on their rag or some crap like that. But maybe he did cheat.
urdirtyolduncle 15
109-- Yes, I do mind that gum in your mouth.
whitesox365 0
her tombstone shall read 'Consider yourself dead'
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
awesomeooo3 0
How did OP know it was his girlfriend and not a joke from someone? (lots of people have similar writing)
MasterL 3
lol thumbs up for being optamistic : D
CryMoreFMLs 15
Op's gf probably cheated on him. Thats why she couldn't look him in the eye....
PassTheDutch 0
optimistic*
PrickHead 0
*orgasmic
Hiraaaxox 0
That made my day, haha.
TookaWooka666 0
Take the note back to her and tell her to "stick" it up her ass, aha.
loso86 2
better yet stick your foot up her ass
aardvarkish 17
51 I agree. Funny how it goes that way.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
at least he 'got the message'
jsizzle1297 0
clever
CardMaster1992 0
Yowch.
Iamnotmyself 17
Wowzers
Jacobt24 19
Jee-willickers
richard121212 0
wowmania badoozles
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
gorina 0
You don't even know why she dumped him, especially in such an impersonal manner. He could have totally deserved it.
txtrphyhnter 0
It doesn't matter what went on between the two if you have feelings for someone you should at least have the respect and dignity to tell them those feelings are gone in person
Randuhh_17 4
what if domestic violence was the case?
Rico_Mal1116 0
If domestic violence was involved, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't turn out with a post-it note on someone's locker saying "consider yourself dumped."
gorina 0
Then use common sense and realize a common break up probably wouldn't apply to that kind of situation.
gorina 0
#37, I believe she is referring to the previous comments on this post saying how you should properly break it off with someone and not use something dumb like a post-it.
fromthesuck 8
you all are assuming that this is any kind of mature relationship. sounds to me like this is a junior high relationship.
krispeykreme14 4
Agreed!^^^
chrisauh 4
9, You would NEVER say that if the roles were reversed.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
42 you are absolutely right. They probably only went out for a week, silly sweethearts. But we are all just assuming things to make a point. Learn the facts before you make an argument.
whitesox365 0
her tombstone: consider yourself dead >:) mwahahaha
gorina 0
129, that comment wasn't funny when you irrelevantly posted on the first post and it isn't funny now. Begone.
gintori 0
hm. interesting. at least it wasn't over a text, right? sorry op
Shadow_Phantom 26
It was an IRL text.
chalmers86 0
Write her number on a public toilet wall will with '[Name] Deep throats like you wouldn't believe' above.
Jimmyd0t 0
thanks for the idea :D
Jasonf6 0
what a ****. I bet that if you did that to her she'd find a way to make you the bad guy but because she's a chick it' fine. Gotta love double standards.
killherspirit 0
Lol its not really a double standard since appearantly, shes the bad guy in this post. Regardless of gender thats just generally an inappropiate way to break up.
scotty35503 5
yeah, but more often than not, nobody makes a big deal out of it because the girl did it to the guy. if it were the other way around, his reputation would be ruined.
ThanksKarma 0
Well you guys get to fu*k whoever you want and be referred to as a playa or a pimp and have it be okay. Stop complaining, leave us to our post-its!
surfhawaii 0
she sounds like a bitch
doof234 0
that sound like crap. nowadays, women are messed up, I am one too I just have the guts to admit it. wait... haven't they always been oops...
Sgrocks 5
she cud hav slapped u so, it cud be worst
redbluegreen 41
Well, of course. She could have kidnapped and murdered the OP as well. Makes slapping them seem almost gentle, doesn't it?
redshortsx 0
LMFAO ^ redbluegreen!
rhysfucker 24
that bites. at least it was a clean break...not weeks of wondering. chin up, bro.
MizzErikaHart 8
weeks? that's a long time to be unsure.