Jules
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Beachwood, United States
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Out of Ice Cream
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
j_babydoll6520
Australia
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
you_failed 15
Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.
pinklover24 13
I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.
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Comments (85)
Chipl10 0
That sucks. FYL.
iwubbtitties_fml 0
ydi for being ugly... and ydi for leaving the kitchen...and you deserve it for being a girl
neondeath 0
those jokes are old and not funny anymore....there went even ever funny most guys would die of starvation if it wasn't for girls
mcintosh123 15
This is the second time you used that kitchen joke If you don't have something else to say then would you like a cup of STFU tea.
CitrusGirl 0
The moral that 24 and 27 have learned already, is that women like men who respect them. Women do not like assholes. Therefore, those to guys will probably end up with lady companions, while the asshole will end up with his dominant hand for a lover. And they will all live happily ever after (except for the asshole). The end.
emmanizzer 6
21 - you "wub *******"? well don't expect to interact with many if you're saying shit like that.
tootsie5790 0
oohh cold
Acousticpixie14 6
Sooo I agree with #15... Everyone looks ugly when they cry. Instead of mourning this loss, OP, you should be rejoicing that it's over. Obviously he's an asshole.
iluvmemicookies 0
21 is a stupid guy who doesn't respect women. making jokes about them and then expecting to get ******* (iwubtitties). To OP: not in a mean way it's good he dumped you he's not worth it. he's such a jerk
tattortotamus 0
I agree with 32, you will get *******...man *******.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Woah, sucks to be you :L
urdirtyolduncle 15
iwubbtitties_fml 0
Agreed
block1 2
meowmeowwkitty 0
cleverrrrrr
Jimboom 12
Don't cry so much then. Maybe you will hold onto a boyfriend next time.
FRB 8
That's just not right man , she needs to be real right?
Lizza330 28
He broke up with you over the phone, because you look bad when you cry?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Just guessing here but yes, I think that's what happened. We may never know for sure as the post is just too vague.
manzanita2121 6
lol^
AZMarine 0
...And it would be awesome if there was punctuation. I have absolutely no idea what OP was even trying to say.
josebeto1 6
bad as in ugly yeah
Synistiel 14
53- Yes, we get it, it was funny. No need to point it out.
Cass3m0 0
I agree with him, OP. Maybe you should work on your crying technique. Then people would break up with you in person. :D
navygal87 0
what a prick! lmao! but yea maybe holdn back on those tears might help
LiLCarlson 3
Well, after that there is not much left worth crying for.
xNikkiez 0
You obviously cried a lot to your boyfriend, or should I say ex. I think YDI....
Synistiel 14
Why would she deserve it? What if he abused her but she was still in love with him and was afraid to leave him? Plus, the amount she cried doesn't even matter... It's how she looked when she cried...
you_failed 15
Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.