Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
ProtectTheVibe 2
I don't know the whole story but is it possible that maybe OP was nagging him about his looks for the longest and her bf had enough of it?
Albixr 8
Wow. I hope he's impotent.
outoftown 27
If this worm tries to crawl back into your life, answer him with a Sharpie "No!"
Troghen 4
I never understand how guys can be so mean like that. I'd NEVER do that to a girl
slushyslime 7
And you were with this shit head for four years . I mean im sure this behavior is nothing Surprising to you , such personality defects don't crop up overnight unless you did something equally horrible
erinchick1 7
Damn! That's harsh!
Kratos1206 3
Look at the bright side, it was funny.
Fooey_214 12
Lmfao
happilyever2012 6
My name is Emily. O.O
blackjackandcoke 9
What a dick! My advice OP: Anchovy paste + 5 or 6 shrimp + his car's glove compartment= a smell he'll never be able to get out of his car.