Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
1800getalife 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lol
justmeagirl 0
YDI for dating that type of jack ass
jessxoxo28 5
u must have ticked him off, cuz y would he break up with u like that?
McFail_fml 4
he probably isn't wrong is he was able to write "we're through fat slob" on just her forehead... imagine how many words he can fit on her jelly rolls
saranottelling 7
You should key, "karma is a bitch." into his car. Sorry that happened to you, OP. On the bright side, you can now find someone who doesn't have a cold heart. :)
tiancai 0
#33 because every guy has a car, right? I'm sure if he was rich enough to have his own car he could score a much hotter chick than a "fat slob" one. Good luck trying to key that message into his monthly bus pass...
ellephaba101 0
get bangs op!
Fred_Fred_Burger 0
I know right but i'd still do that.
Creamysweeps 5
oh, ******* asshole.
lexi_cacao 0
oh no!! Here's hoping there isn't much truth to the last bit...
Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
mj2123 0
Exactly.
ky_finest_18 0
OMG.. I would of been pissed! jus remember that karmas a bitch :)
TheRipper_fml 0
You deserved it for apparently being a fat slob.
tehman117 21
Just cause someone says they're fat doesnt mean they are. Would you tell an anorexic person to lose weight if they thought they were fat?
lpcd23 0
hahahaha don't worry it's true karma IS a bitch!
iloveyouu_24 0
You do realize this FML had nothing to do with karma. Just an ass of a boyfriend and a sleeping marker faced chick.!!
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
bigbeast 0
that suuuckss
lucifer69_fml 0
why didn't he just write '****' on your forehead? that word suits any occasion
xxshannonxx456 0
he's a dick.