Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
meow_jess 11
What an asshole, you're better off without him!
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Your better off without him anyway of he thinks that low of you xxx
Ree92 4
What an asshole!
Gestpacho88 12
Ya know, its asshats like that that make me weep for the next generation....
rise182punkz 8
What a dick
KM96 24
What a heartless jerk!
m3lyc 18
Emily is a beautiful name. What a douchebag.
Sammie_Girl83 4
Has anyone thought that maybe she deserved it?
Xalandra 17
And this is when you write on his windshield "I'm (insert idiot ex's name here). I'm a douchebag, a coward, and now broke" How is he broke you ask? Well someone's gonna have to replace his flat tires if he plans getting around anywhere in his car. Not to mention a new paint job, new side mirrors, and new side windows... Just sayin'
Denny1 15
He's so raw