thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
dolphincheddar 10
Paint over it.
VeroAnne 11
Write on his face with permanent marker while he is sleeping.
katieklein 0
I would cut out my letter in his wall.
theten_fml 9
I'm pretty sure you have left over paint
jayalexander 7
22- exactly what I was thinking.
CattyPurry 0
tell him that him doing that got you more fueled up then when you guys were in bed! c:
Brool_Story_Co 17
I do love your spelling #1
Friaza 29
Charge him for property damage!
_Oblivion_ 12
sit ur fat ass on his hood and 'dent' the chassis, hed hate you forever
katieklein 0
58- she has to get payback somehow.
SpicyMaduros 4
Take a dump on his car, leave a note explaining "I accept your dump now please accept mine!".
katieklein 0
oppps wrong one & ment 59. sorryyy!
nonelikeworms 0
Actually he can sue you if you key his car. The permanent marker is a cheap fix, but a new paintjob can cost a lot depending on the car he has. If he drives a luxury car, the paintjob can be near 10,000+.
samsea 5
Not everyone is perfect spelling mistakes happen, stuck up tit....
suprmidgt 0
63 are you the same person that mentioned a chassis last week. glad you learned how to spell an interesting word. the hood is part of the body though not the chassis. the chassis is the frame. you will not damage a chassis by sitting on the hood.
cradle6 13
107-it was a reference to another fml >_>
Brool_Story_Co 17
100- Even if the spelling was correct the sentence wouldn't make sense. The sentence would be "I'd permanent scar his face". That isn't a mistake, that is stupidity by #1
12em12 1
Or just ruin his car.
suprmidgt 0
ah then I apologize. the other person was an idiot then.
vickiejiang1990 0
Lol my bad! Was running late and iphones autocorrect is priceless
tatababe 1
Sneak into his house and while he sleeps draw on his face with permenant marker ??)
jacob12311 4
No one blame iPhones for auto correct, it wouldnt change anything to "permeant" it would change it to permanent you just don't know how to spell dip shit
RainbowHeadache 2
152 just hush, child. You don't need to be a dick. I just checked on my iPhone and if misspelled a certain way (which can happen when you type fast & miss a letter, obviously) it auto corrects to spell permeant.
niplipsip 9
152 - once my iPhone corrected a misspelled word with gibberish (it literally replaced my word with something like "vdghsgs"). So, I think it's possible.
iPoopMusic 0
Breakup sex?
nimahu 0
no it dident
Brool_Story_Co 17
153- What word gets autocorrected to "permeant"? I can't find any on my iPod.
RainbowHeadache 2
Permanent does if typed in wrong. I put perment to make it auto correct to permeant. Maybe #1 spelled it like that for some reason.
maddhat 10
Magic eraser: problem solved.
Kenik 6
Write him back with a picture of you and another guy!
knights95 9
Or leave a nice little note on his car with your key
michellelynb9998 0
Hahah yes!!(:
Sportsfan86 3
2 - yeah the guy was a jerk, immature and doesn't deserve a girl... but making immature little middle school moves won't make her seem any more better. she shouldn't sink down to his level.
fluffyrocka 0
59- she definetly should...
katieklein 0
59- she has to get him back!
dolphincheddar 10
80 and 81 are obviously schoolgirls. The ex most likely won't give a shit, not to mention that implies she's a ****.
Sportsfan86 3
I do agree that she has to get him back, he was a jerk but trying to make your ex jealous just makes them more glad they're done with you.
ry_ry7 4
Classy. Hope you have more paint left to cover it up.
Molord1 0
why did you make my car your profile picture...?
fashionistaGirll 0
You can just use rubbing alcohol and it comes off easily..
bitchimawesome 0
or hairspray
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
_cassandra__fml 4
That's a bit over the top, don't you think? After all, repainting a car is a tad bit more expensive than repainting a wall.
flockz 20
not if his wang is a centimeter peter. that shit would be hilarious.
thp101 0
Don't be a wuss
maffy4ever 8
Lighten up 23.
ACM1991 9
Your a ****** bitch
nleighane 0
If someone wrote on my painted walls with sharpie I'd be pissed! Plus he should have the balls to say something not be a coward, so smd
suprmidgt 0
what are the chances op cheated on him with his brother. that would change perspective wouldn't it?
GigaPudding_fml 24
I'd want her to write something a little more original than - "you have a small dick!" though. If it's not true, he won't care. Like, "scratch my car and get a wish" or something, that would hopefully lead to more damage :)
flockz 20
DUMP HIM!!! oh wait....
May525XoXo 8
hahaha
maddie2015 0
Why negs to the "haha" I see nothing wrong.
jsx12345 0
win
koe4 0
some people are just like to hate.
idontcare8l 3
She should punish him in the ass ! ... Oh yah nvm
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
"STFU Flockz! H3 dumber H3R Stopid N00b? Sh3 can't dump his!" And end sarcastic comment. on a lighter note, Good job Flockz, This is the funniest comment In a while! and
CronosDage 0
The comment is actually real unoriginal.
rarrar321 3
that's gonna leave a mark.
mackop 0
it already did...
lanaxlegacy 0
Dx
bigAC 6
paint over it...
EODTEC 5
Hopefully you have some leftover paint.
some_shit 0
that won't cover it
goshpeople 4
Even if the paint was able to completely hide the Sharpie (which is unlikely), it's not like you can just use a bit of leftover paint to cover it. In order to make it look good, you'd have to re-paint the entire wall.
EODTEC 5
Sarcasm must be so over rated these days. I wish I was a professional painter like you guys. To bad all I do is defuse bombs for a living...
Legolandlord 4
Too bad indeed
Spaghetti7 5
Charming.