Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
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Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Top comments
Nico Noppe 10
"Your loss, not mine" isn't exactly being the bigger person. Quite the opposite really.
RichardPencil 32
I guess you really are the bigger person. A look in the mirror would confirm that.
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Comments (7)
Nico Noppe 10
"Your loss, not mine" isn't exactly being the bigger person. Quite the opposite really.
knucklehead2112 3
I'll second that
RichardPencil 32
I guess you really are the bigger person. A look in the mirror would confirm that.
OfficialMrD 3
You werent being the bigger person saying that, you were instigating
aribanks 12
**** him. With that response, I can see it truly IS his loss.
jc1015 25
taunting someone is not being the bigger person sorry...nice try though 🙄
bobsanction 18
Congratulations, you played yourself.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
If his talking to you like that, you definitely dodged a bullet. Also provoking him is not being the bigger person.