Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
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Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I had to inform my midlife-crisis husband that the "weed" he had "scored" from his "dealer down the pub" was actually just a lot of mixed herbs. He refused to believe me and smoked it anyway, I mean, I'm only a chef in a restaurant, what do I know about herbs? He's still coughing by the way. FML
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
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jdm_powered 6
Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Marijuana is serious business....mkay.
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emeraldisle 30
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I don't blame him for getting upset. Drugs aren't really something you should joke around about.
GothickNihilist 15
At least he didn't joke about adding roofies. That would cause some people to attack more than the room.
sniken 14
not that big of a deal? Normally you can call such a prank off before your friend turns mental. It's not like he actually did put the real shizzle in it, that would've been bad!
Osito2011 9
Op needs some new friends. Do you know how much weed you need to bake in brownies to have an effect on a person when baking them? Lets just say you need a lot to fill a baking pan.
chunkalicious 7
And how much it costs, seeing as you can't use any basic marijuana to make, I doubt the op would spend the money to prank his friends, and you'd think his friends would too.. Besides, wouldn't be have realized it wasn't laced when he didn't get high?.. Especially to somebody who doesn't smoke, he wouldn't have been able to think long enough to even remember why he's mad in the first place.
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
Shouldn't the friend be able to realize after awhile that they're not really on drugs, though?
BurningGrannies 16
what? Drugs are the funniest things in the world! This would be a YDI if he slipped his friend drugs without telilng him, but if he DIDN'T slip his friend drugs there's no reason for his friend to trash the place
sens3sfailing 25
good job 63, heres a gold sticker -.-
jburd45 1
Takes about 45 minutes
browniegrl 4
He's an idiot. It's not like you can't taste the difference...
thejust666 6
Wow
Namenlos_fml 20
Yeah, but he did overreact quite a bit to the news. At least if it there actually were drugs, there would be some explanation for such an extreme show unjustified rage. It's a somewhat ironic reaction, especially for an anti-drug type.
hueybuntfosho 4
I can definitely can taste it
Lauren324 18
Wouldn't he notice the difference if he were to be high or sober?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Not if he's an idiot
enormouselephant 15
Haven't you heard of people thinking they're being served alcoholic beverages and acting intoxicated although they are completely sober.
pheebs314 17
placebo effect
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Not if it's just a tiny bit.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#9 - Oftentimes, their body will also react as if they are intoxicated. Flushing, stuttering (any normal symptoms of intoxication; I'm not familiar with them), etc. I learned about it in AP psych last year. It's quite fascinating! :)
unknown380 3
it takes a lil bit of time to kick in lol... what is all this placebo effect talk
pheebs314 17
I meant that the power of suggestion could make it so he wouldn't know if he wasn't high... especially if he hadn't been high before. I was just adding the placebo effect statement because that's what was being talked about. Adding a name to a phenomenon...
Olineo 3
Brownies take a while to kick in, sometimes up to half an hour. That's why some people end up really high their first time. They think it isn't working because it isn't strong enough, so they take another one, and then both brownies hit them around the same time. So the friend wouldn't know if there was actually weed in the brownies until a while later.
Namenlos_fml 20
Exactly! The way he reacted to the news, I'd prefer he be on a drug to mellow him out. It's not very good anti-drug rhetoric when you react irrationally. It's also a bit ironic that one can be, and in this case was, a raging asshole WITHOUT drugs.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Marijuana is serious business....mkay.
eddeeezzyy 19
Drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs, mkay.
SirCharles83 13
One profile pic- 2 duck faces. There is such an overload of fail here.
jdm_powered 6
Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.
kevsandy303 12
Come on! Your friend should know you would never waste the weed you keep hidden in your jewelry bag!
howdeedoo 22
Now he's going to spike OP's food with laxatives.
sens3sfailing 25
They gotta make sure their cat food isn't spiked too
LolPieRofl 11
Or if their husband is eating the cat food!
cannonman1863 17
YDI. I'd probably react the same way if someone did that to me. Then again, at my job, if something goes wrong, I have to get a drug test and would end up fired if weed showed up.
IsThatAHorse 5
He obviously has never been high
spikekutter 9
i think he was high in the first place and couldnt tell..
wagne057 6
An ingenious prank... *dripping sarcasm*
chrisgil17 5
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He's mad cause he actually wanted weed.
howdeedoo 22
I don't think so...