Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
WTFreversed 5
you might as well be in a long distance relationship all talk no sex how boring
bigbadtim 7
Do you have some sort of rash or something?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You're one of them girls who just give up taking care of themselves figuring why bother when they have a guy aren't you? Win for your bf.
uroborous 0
raep that ****. after you shave yer pussy bald and take a shower and get all clean and dolled up for him. raep him and make him want it. he will come crawling back begging for more
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
Wtf is raep lol
boopityboppity 11
It's what results from when a pear turns inside out.
boopityboppity 11
Props to those who get that joke.
EvilDave 13
Find a new b/f. Tell him you are not breaking up with him. You are just getting touched by someone else.
loshysucks 0
YDI for not takin a shower . muahahaa
sapphirestar 0
op did you ask why? :x
bigsc 0
I agree w/ above comments. Either you cheated and he needs time to forgive you (this happened to me and my gf as well), or he kept trying to "get some" and you would always refuse. In any case, ********** in front of him, and see how long he stays away. oh yah, and apologize for cheating
georggx 3
they always say that! then before you no it their all over you again!!
dannyswin 0
have u tried... WASHING YOUR NASTY ASS?!?!