Today, I finally had an weird sex dream after a long time. I was the center of attention of a group of guys, but on closer look, they were all clones of my husband. Multiple copies of my husband. Guess I'm monogamous for life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had my first "hot" dream in a while. In the dream, my husband and I finally got cozy and comfortable, but just as we were about to start our banging, our toddlers interrupted us. So, my kids are cockblocking me even in my dreams. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
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coolrunnings1021 14
isnt that how it should be? 🤔🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you're unhappy, then talk to him. If you're still unhappy, get a divorce, and join the swinger community.
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coolrunnings1021 14
isnt that how it should be? 🤔🤣
kitten79TX 5
Not for everyone. There are many ethical non-monogomous people in the world. While my husband and I are monogamous, we have several friends who are not. These friends are married to their primary partners and have additional relationships on the side, with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. We have one friend who's in a committed, closed triad and lives with both of her partners.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you're unhappy, then talk to him. If you're still unhappy, get a divorce, and join the swinger community.
noonereally 6
So? If I could have a three, four or fivesome with clones of my wife, I'd be in heaven. Or am I the weird one because I love my spouse?
kitten79TX 5
It's not about how much one spouse loves another. Some people are just wired to be poly. We have several friends who practice ethical non-monogomy. The problem isn't that she doesn't want to be monogamous, it's that she never communicated that to her husband prior to getting serious, and still never did it prior to getting married.