Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
brainwerx 0
are you sure you're not married?
MmissyT 8
lmao familyy guyy is awsumm
Alesana_Love 0
YDI for not staying clean YDI for not losing weight YDI for not caring about your looks YDI for being gross YDI for not dating someone in your league
sillybabee 3
YDI for being cute(;
sillybabee 3
sorry that was my friend
Alesana_Love 0
YDI for letting your friend on p.s. thanks
sillybabee 3
haha yes, IDI ( I deserve it )
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
aha! epic troll is epic srsly.
Nick_1993 2
ha your ******** me right? looks like a emo girl
boopityboppity 11
You're not a very pleasant character, are you, 79? People have different tastes than you. Try to be a little more receptive to them.
ambreanecole 0
That Was Juss Too Rudee,
danielleeycakes 3
huh, I seem to have missed the part where she described herself. oh, wait, she DIDN'T describe herself. you're just an asshole.
lizt20 0
79. be nice
kaikai234 4
Your a jerk for blaming it 100% on op. no man should care if you wear make up everyday etc, and no woman should have to try THAT hard God knows men don't!
substitutes 0
Ydi
FMLsOhilarious 6
Wow FYL. Okay, now that that's out the way, get the hell over it and break up with him. On to the next one.
ore5150 1
next... move on OP
lovestrong 0
Haha, seems like it is time for you to break up with him eh? (:
sweetTnt_fml 0
U Schupid for bein Dutty!
ItalianFilipino 0
maybe it's time to trim the hedges ?
MrPhucked 0
Rape Him!!
xInZaneKaganx 0
haha nice