Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
starxshine 0
that sucks :(
Lozza111 0
hehe, technically it doesn't
ElisaK_fml 0
doesn't mean you can't touch him ;)
Jessi2487 0
OP BFD! quit complaining! get a new boyfriend.
KingDingALing 9
OP- this calls for drastic measures... ********** IN FRONT OF HIM ;D Then we'll see if he wants to touch you or not.
boyguydudemalema 0
im surprised there's no gay jokes that came up
sweetcheeksjvl 0
that's pretty slick he doesn't have to do the breaking up even though he clearly wants to.
boopityboppity 11
53, there were gay jokes before you, they just weren't as a reply to 1. Perhaps you should follow their examples.
mad2physicist 0
Indeed, that would have quite an effect. For the record my first thought was that he had a religious crisis of conscience.
WTSchool 0
Yeah, it sucks. Shoulda been like "Well! I guess I'll be the one breaking up with you, then. We are over." |D
coolsteve 0
someone needs to wash their private area?
sparkstercp 0
LMFAO!!!!
AdrianneLily 9
Hahaha xD
gohabs21 0
Protip 342: Shower more than once a month
Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
babicakez 0
exactly what i thought!
geege1992 3
your hot
mxracer86 0
agreed
ktbird 0
Cmon you guys really think that's actually her in the picture?
GraysonIsFail 0
Why would she/he post a fake picture ;D? No one on the interwebs lies.
EvilDave 13
@47, Do you really think that it is a girl?
Mylees 0
oh domo
JojoChuo 8
It's a she male :)
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
Elfyy 0
I think there's more to it too. like she cheated or some shit. Why would he break up with her for no reason but stop touching her? Just doesn't add up to me.
rzbt21 0
exactly. women are always at fault when they bitch about everything
allenrotstein 0
yeah, women and their schemes..
Xtaci 0
I agree. I think he Did try to keep touching her and she kept freaking out lol
boopityboppity 11
Thank you, 66, for restating 7's comment. It was too complex for me to interpret.
MarcusMachete 0
amen.
Psiren 0
family guy sucks futurama forever and dump that zero and get with a hero
kathira120 3
futurama!! best show ever!
Nick_1993 2
there both amazing
kidclarke 15
Sounds like someone needs to shave the beaver.
susieKiute 0
ooooh! that does suck!! :/ sorry op
Graawr 7
Have sex with his brother or bestfriend? :D jk. Maybe you should make yourself more attractive.
GraysonIsFail 0
That would be pretty slack tho );.
Graawr 7
But but but it's his fault. D:
intrcptin46 0
dick move.