Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Making plans
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Last act
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Off the top of my head…
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Support system
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
RockstarChickxD 1
I agree with #23
boopityboppity 11
But we won't discourage shooting the trolls.
yafuckyourlife 4
aww mean!!
boopityboppity 11
You're going to be busy if you inform all people when they're being mean.
kbn 0
and that's when you break up with him!
rob780202 0
he's a ****** then
bmwm3lover 0
#14 are you giving a fake bj?
mnex227 0
you look like a queer! im guessing your're gay
chibiktsn 0
Been there. That is his way of saying he's not interested for whatever reason, and he doesn't want to feel like the douche he is and break up w/ you. Dump the coward, he's not worth it.
katelynjoy 0
wow