Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Hypocrite move
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Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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alucard724 9
wow what a douchebag
Lillysar91 20
Ah lovely lad! Some people don't have the decency or the guts to break up with their signifiant other face to face even after a long and serious relationship.
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alucard724 9
wow what a douchebag
Lillysar91 20
Ah lovely lad! Some people don't have the decency or the guts to break up with their signifiant other face to face even after a long and serious relationship.
lolmusical 12
What a dick
lansie 3
Lol sucks hey,send him a nudie each week..Karma lol
mekiswrite 21
would only work if there's another guy/girl in the pic. otherwise it's rewarding him if she didn't send nudes before
Jamie Sonnek 1
he doesn't deserve the pleasure of seeing her plus he could use them against her. HELLO! there's tons of ways to get payback without spreading naked pics everywhere. worst idea I've ever heard
fml1052 10
Post his number on the gay sex chat groups so he gets tons of spam calls and has yo change it.
tonyfan00 38
There is obviously more to this story that you aren't sharing.
RichardPencil 32
I’m sorry, but this is just the 21st century version of the “Dear John” letter. Is a face-to-face break-up so much better?
Tony Sg Hollis 6
nope its worse I'd take mine in a text break up face to face and my sister will be in jail
jfsiv 17
wait... are you dating your sister?
Wendy O Koopa 5
mine dumped me with a Facebook status change and a video seen by all our friends he got more sympathy
Etweens96 25
Best he did. It shows what kind of a person he is and the fact he didn't propose is another. Don't worry OP, someone else will come along and sweep you off your feet!
Jamie Sonnek 1
wow what a total coward! it may hurt now but you'll get threw it. clearly he never deserved ya anyway
jfsiv 17
Isn't this a repeat of previous FMLs? I'm sure I've seen this at least a few times before.
Wendy O Koopa 5
after 4 and a half years I got a public video over facebook and a status change