Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
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kaprookie 3
You're clearly better off.
mk58 31
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.
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Comments (86)
kaprookie 3
You're clearly better off.
hannahcorrine 0
At least he broke up with you honestly, face to face instead of you finding out he was cheating on you with that girl. In a sense I respect him, but it still was rude to have him show up with his new girlfriend. FYL
EvilPotato 15
YDI OP, YDI for not punching his face in.
Bekeliyr 10
Good riddance.
dre_bro11 12
13, we meet again :/ Please, again, feel free to clarify, but your comment is basically saying its okay that OP's bf didn't cheat on OP by actually breaking up, yet, if he happened to have another gf at the time he broke off with OP, isn't that considered cheating? As for OP, Adele that shit!
Jovecove 13
What a dick.
hannahcorrine 0
32, hello. I see your point, but I was commenting assuming that he found a new girl friend a few days ago. Sorry for not thinking before talking!
bitchslapped22 14
He takes the word asshole to a whole new level.
tasteslikedenial 4
If he found a new gf a few days ago, but just broke up with OP today, isn't that still cheating?
blushy 14
find a better boyfriend
your_ma 27
He sounds like the kind of wanker you're far better off without. I hope you were able to act nonchalant about it in front of them even if you were gutted. Keep your chin up you'll find someone better than that! x
Epsilonyx 15
I can't imagine acting nonchalant in that situation. My eyes would be flickering furiously back and forth between their hands and their faces. Essentially, I'd have a nervous breakdown. Or it may just be my eternal awkwardness kicking in.
your_ma 27
Think my lip would wobble a bit but you can't let someone so callous see that they've hurt you. The best revenge is to be happier without your ex, or to at least look like you are..
kyliebear 15
Now that boyfriend's harsh..but clearly you'd be better off without him.
sjaytee 6
oh that sucks.
22cute 17
Yeah, this is one case where a text message would be kinder.
hilary56 0
No duh it sucks, and wth, did he tell the other girl she could come with him to break up with his other girlfriend? she should have dumped him too. Have some dignity people.
Jamicianprince 1
Forget that douche you better off
Beebow_fml 5
I feel sorry for the other girl, having to awkwardly stand there.
_daniellesays_ 10
Do you? Really??
springbok_fml 2
I doubt he forced her to be there
jackrileymac 4
I kinda agree..
bubblepaarty 5
she clearly knew he was inna relationship before her, why would you feel sorry for her ? you'd think she'd realize that if he dumped OP like that, karma's gonna get her like that too .
megan61295 1
Yeah, she probably enjoyed bein there for it
LadyGore 12
She was probably grinning and laughing the whole time. Girls are bitches like that.
mk58 31
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.
your_ma 27
Yeah cos nothing says "You definitely made the right choice in dumping me" like acting like a childish mental case.. Good advice..
SanDiegoGirl111 3
63 it was a joke...
your_ma 27
70 - I know but it was a shite joke..
mk58 31
I think 63 has been dumped in a similar way that OP was.
your_ma 27
I've never been dumped.
Soloman212 28
I didn't think so. You have to be in a relationship to be dumped...
saIty 17
There are several revenge tactics you can use that were on FML. Such as spraying pepper spray on his toilet paper or adding salt to his coffee.
ShadoSniper 7
^.^ I like that first one!
Jonern128 2
What an asshole!
InfamousRaider 15
Big deal
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's just inconsiderate. 2 on 1 is never fair!
TalkinSmack 6
Unless it's a 3some :D
Buttsexpirate 9
And then they immediately flew to his crotch after you kicked it right?
Soloman212 28
His hand or his new girlfriend? Or both? *Activate porno music*