Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
DocBastard 40
Obvious troll is obvious. Please don't feed the troll.
1121osu2110 0
I say that all the time to my gf bc she wants to be teased and not pleased and I want to please.... so next time he wants some tease him and roll over... play the same card on him... tell him your not going to touch him.
MrKrumps 5
ha
paddyH 0
He's either gone gay or he's cheating on you but still wants something from you
Doortje 30
What an inventive way of saying "I'm breaking up with you".
BadKitty13 28
Thats your cue to dump his ass. Also a new time to Reinvent Yourself !
perdix 31
Sorry to tell you this, but that is the passive-aggressive break-up. If you quit a job, you can't collect Unemployment, but if you get fired, you can. When you want to leave a shit job, you slack off, give your boss a lot of crap and wait until you get canned and get to leave AND go on the dole. Same thing here. He's making you the villain so he can go around town, cry in his beer about being dumped and collect "Unemployment" aka, Sympathy *****.
HappyPickles 11
I have to agree. So basically, your ex-BF is also too gutless to just come out and tell you he's breaking up with you.
lblikk 0
hahaa aww dump him!
bartholemew4life 0
I've family guy. hilarious.
far_east 6
hahaha. waft stank? maybe op needs a bath