Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
rick_james_b17ch 0
'knock knock', 'whose there?' 'I dumped' 'I dumped who?' 'I dumped you lol'
theanonymoose 3
I had a very similar thing happen to me. A few years ago, my girlfriend messaged me and told me that we had to talk. I replied and said that if she was breaking up with me, she may as well just do it and get it over with. She denied it, and said it was about something else. 6 hours later after work, after many different possibilities floated through my head, I went over to her house and got dumped.
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Comments (83)
CamH_fml 0
He's just an asshole...!
z3r0ram 0
maybe it's cause your a dike?
666midnight 0
No he isn't he's decent enough to do it in person rather than over the phone so stfu you know nothing
ortega_fml 0
YDI for being a ****.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah, he's an asshole for breaking up without a text or over that phonecall He wanted to do it in person, shows he had some respect for you
BloodMonger13 9
I agree with comment above mine
watrulokinatfool 0
these fmls are getting lamer and lamer, they used to be funny
mtrob121 0
i agree-- i moderated this and clicked no bc i didn't think it was an fml at all...bc it isn't.. at least her bf had the decency to come over and do it in person and not over the phone.
P3R 0
i know right
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was going to say. :)
the_stereotype 0
agreed. that's exactly what i thought. he probably said no, because he thought he should break up in person, because he's not a complete douche. although, the right answer on the phone would have been something along the lines, "just wait till i get there."
britters89 0
I agree. This belongs on www.mylifeisaverage.com
Witchcraft_fml 5
I agree this one sucks ass, but the earliest FMLs would make you yawn the hardest. Some of the earliest FMLs: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/10 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/14 http://www.fmylife.com/love/41 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/35 http://www.fmylife.com/health/16 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/94 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/36 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/9 Lame. These almost put me to sleep.
ARScratch 0
Then go out and bend over in front of a bull and give us something funny to read #2 :)
atam09 0
sorry maybe ur better off with out him.u will meet someone better then him.
_YDI 0
No she won't, shes worthless
rick_james_b17ch 0
'knock knock', 'whose there?' 'I dumped' 'I dumped who?' 'I dumped you lol'
Conkers 0
*Likes*
kukopia 0
LOLered
Incubuss 0
You must be quite paranoid if you assume your boyfriend is going to break up with you if he just comes over. But FYL - that's kind of douchey.
diet_otaku 0
depends on the circumstances. my ex hated coming over to my apartment because he hates my pets, so whenever he volunteered to come over, it generally meant he had bad news - including last week when he broke up with me. it still sucks that he lied to her, though. he could have at least said "i just need to talk to you in person."
stacianichole 2
not that paranoid...she was right.
Antivirus_fml 0
Maybe he wasn't gonna breakup with her, it was SHE who gave him the idea...
graaar 0
Lame. Found this while moderating and I can't believe it came through.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Agreed. People get broken up with everyday! Its not that big of a deal, you'll find someone else so quit whining!
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
maybe she loved him..?
celeritas_5k 0
How the hell do you answer that question? If you say yes, you might as well dump her on the phone as that's pretty much what you just did. Don't answer it and that might as well be a yes, and if you say no it's a lie. Don't ask a question if you don't want to know the answer :P
echolot 0
Exactly. Guy's just trying to do what's best, and if OP automatically thinks he's going to dump her, then the relationship's obviously on the rocks anyway.
theanonymoose 3
I had a very similar thing happen to me. A few years ago, my girlfriend messaged me and told me that we had to talk. I replied and said that if she was breaking up with me, she may as well just do it and get it over with. She denied it, and said it was about something else. 6 hours later after work, after many different possibilities floated through my head, I went over to her house and got dumped.
RJB 0
sucks for you fyl