Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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savemypandabear 0
aaaw :C
paran01d_andr01d 0
Aw : ( That's depressing
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Comments (81)
savemypandabear 0
aaaw :C
farsidee 0
Sell all of it!
a7x451 0
Dude I'm so sorry I told her to do that after I got done busting in her.
yerliefsuks 0
that must suck ;(
Eddie_Paints 0
@7 OP is a Chick dude!
dfos1989 0
hahaha joke backfire
ReyEr9412 0
They must have recently graduated from college. Lesbo phase over. :(
Blue_Coconuts 7
Nooooo everytime a hot lesbian couple breaks up God kills a kitten. :(
smartman136 8
no when a lesbo gets together he kills a kitten
Monikabug 9
OP, I am so sorry girl. Your girlfriend broke up with you in one of the most harsh ways that I can think of. I say that you just take all of the things she sent you and get rid of it all. Just take it, box and all, and put in your garbage can. Throw it all away, along with any feelings that you have left for a hateful person like her. There are tons of beautiful, worthy women in the world. Go out and find you the perfect one. Good luck on your lovelife, but for now, FYL sweetie! :)
SeasonedSausage 0
Now you gather a pile of belongings of hers like bras, panties, tampons etc. and send it back in the mail.
chrisparty 0
huh so ur a lesbian?
ReyEr9412 0
Eeeeeewww New Jersey lesbians
amerrah 4
Its gonna be a new true life episode. "im a jersey shore lesbian"
paran01d_andr01d 0
Aw : ( That's depressing
CrimsonWolf1294 0
such a subtle break-up....fyl
mysoubriquet 3
That's one way of breaking up I guess... heartlessly.
spicayyy 0
you'll be alright, there are better girls out there in the world(:
kisseshugsdrugs 5
at least you got your stuff back? that sucks OP but if she was that heartless its probably for the better. unless you did something to deserve it.
xiaoxaio 5
did she send you pride back too?
sabatical 0
youch that stings! sorry to hear that dude :(. BUT maybe ydi? 2 sides man, 2 sides.
iamchuck 0
Better than picking them up off the front lawn.
Fedor_is_KING 0
Hopefully there was some good stuff in there! Or maybe you gave her nothing good, so that's why she's giving it back?
Person1233 13
Oh cool, a lesbian ... If your girlfriend gave you back any "pictures," she probably already saved them and posted them to a **** site. :D
deadlyriot101 7
Don't be such an ass.