Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Hypocrite move
Today, my boyfriend of eight happy months suddenly broke up with me via text. He'd always insisted that texts were too impersonal. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Spineless
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
I hope the new girl shot him down after that display (she would if she had any brains at all). Personally, if someone tried to win me over by being a massive asshat to their current SO right in front of me, I would be so mortified. I would never want to talk to that D-Bag again, let alone date them.
dietcoke09 25
I hope you're young. If you're both over 20, good for you. You dodged a bullet with a very immature man.
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dietcoke09 25
I hope you're young. If you're both over 20, good for you. You dodged a bullet with a very immature man.
RichardPencil 32
Tell the new girl he has a tiny dick, cums too fast and farts incessantly.
AnimeFan28 21
That would just make OP petty and childish, not to mention they'd be stooping down to a really low level, and be considered just as bad as the now-ex, if not worse.
species4872 20
Should have replied by asking him if he still wanted you to go to the clinic with him for support.
TheGamingGamer 28
I wish you had dumped him sooner.
Tripartita 45
Damn, if you just made it a month longer, it would've been a Facebook wall post. Then in another two months, it would've been a Craigslist ad. Ah, what could've been…
Dat_Class_Tho 26
I hope the new girl shot him down after that display (she would if she had any brains at all). Personally, if someone tried to win me over by being a massive asshat to their current SO right in front of me, I would be so mortified. I would never want to talk to that D-Bag again, let alone date them.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If she didn't say no we can look forward to her FML soon. Although in this case it will be a YDI.
Melanie_marii 20
I'm sorry OP , I've been through it, I'm here for you if that helps :(
cheeeksss 29
People like that don't even deserve hatred. He literally deserves nothing. Be glad you got rid of him.
AnimeFan28 21
People that dump others via text are the worst. I'm sorry you had to experience that OP, but also thinking you're lucky it happened that soon as opposed to in another 6 months or such. Enjoy your freedom and find someone else who will be worth your time and will actually care about you.
writerchic85 26
Everyone is going to say it, but it's true. You are better off OP. He sounds immature. Take a lesson from it and move along to better things.