Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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hotpockets92 0
should have put him in a shopping cart and let it go flying down an isle, to teach that little bastard who's who. so what, when little kids say that its just because they are too use to seeing all those "pretty" people on tv with 8 layers of make up on.
DisposableHeroes 0
It's a little kid...little kids say people are ugly really often. Don't give a flying mayonnaise-covered shit and move on.
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ryanryanryan12 0
first
tangerine_12 0
That little kid needs to realize that everyone may not be pretty. Bitch.
Visho_fml 0
lol yeah, i bet the kid was an ugly **** himself
ryanryanryan12 0
u dont need to reply to my comment to be on top
hotpockets92 0
u don't need to act like every other lame douche and only put first just because your the first one to comment, seriously its not even funny, nvr was, nvr will be
Zezing 0
LAST
redoxy_fml 0
You don't have to spend money on a holloween costume now!!!
hesallineed26 0
^^^ WIN!!!(
DisposableHeroes 0
It's a little kid...little kids say people are ugly really often. Don't give a flying mayonnaise-covered shit and move on.
MadeOfAwesome 1
LOL, why does it have to be mayonnaise-covered?
redbluegreen 41
Because we were out of spaghetti?
lubby_fml 0
There was spaghetti?!?! Why do I always miss the spaghetti! Im with number 2, but also beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I mean if everyone thought 1 woman was more beautiful than all the rest, we'd be in trouble.. Well, I guess you can't count Megan fox, or Halle Berry, or Olivia Munn, or Eva Mendez, or Linsay Lohan....crap I forgot what my point was. Oh right! Next time there is spaghetti let me know lol.
Jewelofagal 2
This just seems so obviously fake. In the time you transversed the space between out of earshot to within earshot, you would have been too late to hear the mother's short reply to her son.
hotpockets92 0
should have put him in a shopping cart and let it go flying down an isle, to teach that little bastard who's who. so what, when little kids say that its just because they are too use to seeing all those "pretty" people on tv with 8 layers of make up on.
TheHeroOfTime 0
Aisle*
snerfsnerf 0
Wow that mom is a biotch! what kind of mom calls people ugly?? im guessing u are probably VERY pretty but seriously how old is the mom 4???
ddawgg5523 0
wats a biotch number 8? Al asud
Shmeagle 0
Biotch = Bitch + Crotch
956TXking 0
grab the mom by the hair and swing her around a couple times that will teach the bitch.
Sun_Kissed18 25
At least you know you're loved :)
fatherpunk 1
The kid's jealous cause he doesn't have a ******. If this kid is a girl, she's a bitch.
Harrywhat 0
YDI for being ugly and an eavesdropper, bitch.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
XD Yes! lol
herbertx 0
haha poor children these days