Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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Top comments
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Before people say feminism is wrong, feminism is simply equality for everyone. The women who want men dead aren't feminists. Learn the difference
MrHi7093 3
You better off without his ass.
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Comments (29)
thebakingseal 22
I’m happy that you broke up with him. Anybody who doesn’t believe in gay rights doesn’t deserve a gf / bf
sahmnc420 13
Damn screw him! Keep on moving forward
Metashock 20
I'm glad that you got out of there. Many people aren't as fortunate as you because they aren't strong enough to leave. You deserve better.
siggy_mcsigx 22
What were you doing with a 70 year old FOX viewer anyway?
victrin 12
As a male gay feminist, I think you're awesome. I'm also recently out of a long term relationship (4 years), but when the rose glasses get removed I realized I was with an immature, narcissistic, emotionally destructive commitaphobe. That dose of reality helped ease the sting. I'm sure it'll do the same for you as well.
lucasjames22 8
I think you're much better off without him. he's a loser.
kevinsagirl2323 8
he sounds like a dick and you're better off without him.
404wan 19
sounds like you dodged the bullit of a lifetime.
DevoutOccamist 12
Consider that to be a bullet you dodged. Mating with a radical conservative only makes 8 babies who grow up to be radical conservatives. Leave him in the stone age and.move on.