Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my dad and two of his hunting buddies started a true crime podcast. It's as bad as you can imagine. FML
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swordidfate 13
At least it's slash fiction and not erotic
MagicStallion 9
Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P
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Ranimal 12
Well nothing wrong with that, eh? It could be a lot wose.
swordidfate 13
At least it's slash fiction and not erotic
MagicStallion 9
Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P
swordidfate 13
I'm going to back away slowly now
redwrath 16
#11 Lol that was rich
redwrath 16
I didn't wanna know that Alan, or anybody in particular >.>
swordidfate 13
Then that name is a misnomer apparently, are you sure it doesn't involve slashing?
redwrath 16
Alan i was happier not knowing that
NopeFuckThat 7
It actually isn't always sexual it's generally just romantically but yeah if you stumble upon the sexual ones you're in for a hell of a ride XD
d4m4s74 12
The slash in slashfiction is the symbol / Like, in a star trek slashfiction it would be Kirk/Spock or in a my little pony slashfic (or clopfic, as they call it) it would be Rainbow Dash/Scootaloo. It's like a shipfic but less love and more sex.
DaniPandi 22
Oh, slashfiction... Has anyone here read The Skin Fic?
kasmol 16
I think we need clarification from the OP. I thought he was talking about the Horror sub-genre of Slasher fiction.
JtPv 14
33- Danisnotonfire? *shivers remembering that*
gun6slinger9 9
It could be worse... It could be based on op and op's extended family... Right now it's still "fiction"
queerdragon 20
As someone who is an avid reader of fanfiction in general (not CSI) Op means he writes weird, sexual "slash" fan fiction about CSI.
notjanedoe 27
@#24: I disagree, slash just means it's same sex (mostly male). It can be as romantic or erotic as the author choses. There are epics of slash fics with not a single sex scene.
jondivey 9
Alan i believe she is saying ignorance is bliss.
lunaluver666 7
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cxex 23
Slash doesn't mean SEX It just means two or more male characters in a romantic relationship
Utterly_Confused 26
I have read non-erotic slash fanfictions
ItsAUnicorn 27
As long as it isn't erotic fanfiction..
FeatherTips 10
Everyone needs a hobby.
Cocainee 6
Not sure about hobby as such. I'm more interested in HOW you found out OP?
JtPv 14
It's JUST creative writing... ;)
Raykyogrou03 12
At least he's not bored!
BVBarmy_girl 22
He could've been writing fan-fiction about Justin Bieber, see that would've been scary! O.O
joawmeens 7
I know Bieber is a joke, but he can't be the punch line for EVERY joke, can he? No, really, I'm actually asking. My stand-up career depends on it...
CobraLazerFace 21
"My moms dies, my house is sold off, but lolz, Justin Bieber xDDDDDED" Does that answer your question #15?
OnlyAvailableID 28
In my eyes I think the Justin Bieber rigmarole is kinda dying down. The whole big thing to unanimously hate now is One Direction and Lil' Wayne. Shit still needs to stop though, I can only take so many youtube comments on music videos like "th1s is reel moosic unlyk thet lill wane shiet".
joawmeens 7
Wait, when did we start having to hate Lil Wayne? I missed that memo.... I mean, I was indifferent before, but now I'm FURIOUS at his music!!!
MagicStallion 9
I guess you needed to be a bit more specific here with the words "scary" and "weird". But if it's his hobby, hey, that's how it is. I'm sure we all have odd hobbys that we aren't proud of. However, encouraging him to get new character inspiration in my opinion wouldn't be a total bad idea.
Ranimal 12
It could be a lot worse OP.
Amethyst888 14
It could be worse, he could be writing scary slash fiction about you and your family.
CobraLazerFace 21
What exactly would be "scary" slash fiction? "No! The murderer who kills his victims with his huge **** is here to **** us over!"
Ari1337 15
I find that terrifying, actually.
RedPillSucks 33
And singing "Waiting on the Family, with a pocket full of shells" I always thought it was about collecting sea shells on the beach with your family.
FMBandNerd 8
#49 Necrophilia, rape, torture ****... There's a lot of scary out there.
joawmeens 7
"Yeah, but is he any good at..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...writing terrible and cheesy one-liners?" YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
PinkieKeen 20
I almost choked on my apple juice reading this comment
joawmeens 7
If you had tragically passed away when that happened, the line would be: (Puts on sunglasses) Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!