Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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Bringiton80 0
Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it.... Or before a big date. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
xd0rkiee 0
Sorry, FYL.
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xd0rkiee 0
Sorry, FYL.
mischief8 0
Who is saying YDI to this? I'd like to hear their reasoning. She deserves it because shes related to an idoit?
kingston52 0
she deserved it because she spelled aisle as isle anyone that stupid deserves anything
greenltrn2003 0
#19 you're an asshole
sexinmybed 0
it was probably just a typo and your a jerk. OP ...FYL... sorry .
caffrinn 0
stfu, fckin grammar snob.
bookworm124 0
Seriously? I'm a grammar snob, too, but YDIing a FML for grammar is stupid.
baptizedbyfire 0
oh shit no she spelt something wrong, it's the end of the ******* world.
I_Deserved_It 10
Spelling and grammar aren't interchangeable.
mystomachurts 3
uh, Fake?? Am I the only one that immediately found it totally fake?? Come on... Nobody has their little brother with them right before they walk down the aisle to be married. He would either be standing with the wedding party (Because he would most likely be a groomsmen) OR he would be seated in the front row with the rest of the family. And how would someone squirt invisible ink (which vanishes in seconds) only to realize that...what, they grabbed real ink? That just doesnt happen. FAKE FAKE FAKE. Use your brains people.
sunshinedust_fml 1
unless you and the OP are best buds - which I highly doubt - you have no way of knowing who was with the bride and why...did you ever consider the fact that he might be escorting a bridesmaid, in which case he would be back with the bride.
capital_seven 0
YDI for using the wrong homophone. whoot whoot #19
hahaha6 0
#87- Or the fact that if it was a "little brother" he might even be the ring bearer, and therefore would be walking down the aisle almost right in front of her, therefore, hanging out in the same area that the bride is in. That, and the OP doesn't even say that it is her little brother, so as mentioned, he could be escorting her down the aisle as well.... so many possibilities that this COULD happen. Take your "fake" elsewhere.
mystomachurts 3
I wont take my fake elsewhere. I still don't believe it. In all the preparation that goes on for a wedding.. as chaotic as it gets in the families households... what person thinks to play a prank and bring invisible ink with them? I just doonntt believe it. Not everything on here is real. Some people just want to see if their entries will make it on.
harmony88 0
Weddings are often accompanied by pranksters. My great grandmother, for example, filled my parents' suitcases for their honeymoon with crushed corn flakes.
taycandy96 2
#19 Actually it's nothing. If you're going to correct someone on their grammar correct yours first.
FMLandurstoo 9
#19 is a grammar nazi
angel55033 12
19 is an asshole you don't know if it's fake or real just because of an assumption, but 130 his sentence saying anything is correct cuz he's being a dick and saying she deserves anything (not nothing) because she forgot the a on aisle
Nonnag 0
Wow THAT SUCKS!!! Thats completely unfair... You don't even joke about that kind of thing! (Second, sorry my closest to first XD)
Leodak 16
Nice meme ! xD
BlindedxxFalcon 0
Aww! That really sucks!
Bringiton80 0
Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it.... Or before a big date. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
scvcwcheer 0
hahaha good idea!! OP, that really sucks :(
iluvanimegurl 0
i agree :D
guss5441 18
Whats a laxive xD
GongButterfly 0
that isnt funny la, thats just stupidity >.>
xHaniffax 0
Was it red?
Chescapal123 0
usually that dissapearing ink is either black, or bluish purple. i've never seen red dissapearing ink before. she was saying fml cuz the dress was ruined with a noticable stain. FYL that sucks sorry :(
caramelize 0
Your brother sucks. FHL because you 'd better sock him a good one after the wedding.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
lol, what an idiot brother >:O FYL
chelzy 0
that's why I keep a switchblade in my pocket. btw, ur cute. ^
JayXL14 0
what a ********
happynotsolucky 0
Your brother is a jerk for even thinking about doing that!