Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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Top comments
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Before people say feminism is wrong, feminism is simply equality for everyone. The women who want men dead aren't feminists. Learn the difference
MrHi7093 3
You better off without his ass.
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Comments (29)
jasonswife423 18
I can't say your life sucks...that guy is obviously bat crap crazy! Good job dodging that bullet!
RandomUsername88 24
I find it strange that these topics are just now coming up in conversation after three years of you guys dating
Steve95401 49
Your viewpoints are really controversial. You're probably against cancer too. ;-)
DeathofCareBear 21
In the words of the Gospel of Frozen, Let it go.
JKPwnage 27
GOOD. He doesn't deserve you. I hope he stays single.
wtfdidudo 9
So many commas. I can't think straight now.
vikky538 29
He is an idiot you are better off with out him
GirasolNegro 22
Sounds like you are better off without him if he is so close-minded!!
adjwejaelwkdc 21
I can't hit "YDI," but I can't agree that your life sucks, either. Because you are simply better off without that jerk. Congratulations!
lyricalservant 21
so judgmental. He needs to stop being 'it'