SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
naagodinho
Portugal
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Anonymous
I have no idea what I'm doing
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
penne_pasta580802
Parked out
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
Bonngoo 34
I love how this is in the Health category.
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Bonngoo 34
I love how this is in the Health category.
Kurliez408 32
my vote really depends on what caused the crash...
Alfo_fml 12
Or just based on the fact that he "hit the gym. With his car."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah, we have no way of knowing if it was OP's stupidity, bad luck, or the actions of a 3rd party that cause it.
TheNewGuy03 29
It's the pre-workout. It's ALWAYS the pre-workout.
OhPuhleeze 23
Win!!!!!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
damn it bumblebee this isnt the way
FalloutScrolls 25
Pumping brakes, pumping iron. Meh. Same thing.
masschris 17
At least you can say you been to the gym lately
Tripartita 45
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
Tripartita 45
Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?" OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app." Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something." OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."
kakabalo 18
hahahahahaha... you cracked me up
Dranwyn 5
That's not how you get a muscle car.
RichardPencil 32
Give me two more! Like you mean it! All you, all you!