Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me after I'd been supporting him for 9 months while he "finds himself." Why? Because I wanted to go grocery shopping instead of him eating out every day with my money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
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RichardPencil 32
You dodged an oversized clip of AR-15 bullets getting away from that right-wing prick! He just wanted to make you his subservient handmaid.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If for some strange reason you do want him back, smack him in the face and tell him you're an anarchist.
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RichardPencil 32
You dodged an oversized clip of AR-15 bullets getting away from that right-wing prick! He just wanted to make you his subservient handmaid.
Plop 17
Actually, I have doubts the guy's right wing, since a basic tennet of conservatism is that you must mindlessly agree with everything your parents and older people say, and worship them even if they're dumb as bricks. Unless they're liberals, in which case you get a pass and can insult them all you want. Conservatism is fun. Woefully inconsistent, but fun. In an apocalypse inducing kind of way.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If for some strange reason you do want him back, smack him in the face and tell him you're an anarchist.
jc1015 25
smart guy
Brightside86 31
Seems like a made up reason. You're allowed to disagree on politics. Super commom to not tell the real reason in a breakup.
Schm17ty 1
What a dumb***