Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Top comments
YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
FluffyBeard 0
Ydi for awful, terrible, cringe-worthy pun.
ashleybabe85 0
well if youd shit in her yard than id have left you too you lack any sort of class!
johncrb 6
Oh yea that's classy
mexicoman101 6
And that is why he left you...
Mipz 2
God, why do people always get mad at the girl? Take a dump in the guy's yard you idiot.
xStaciexLynnx 15
No idea why he'd leave you. You seem like such a classy girl.
Semm 0
if you take a dump in her yard, you know you'll be the "crazy ex-girlfriend" who ***** on others lawns, right?
screamo_neve 12
As long as she TP's the house too :D
DonkeyGilbert13 0
I'm really creeped out....my name is hope.....you better not poop on my yard, crazy bitch. what girl gets revenge by pooping in someones yard? I can see why he left you.
babybop94 0
After you take a dump on her lawn she will be posting something on here too c: lol
perdix 31
I "Hope" that you find out that your ex-boyfriend has a scat fetish and when he sees your beautiful pile of shit, he'll come running back to you for Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes. And then "Hope" that Hope doesn't develop explosive diarrhea and steal him right back.