Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
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MagnusDeus 24
*line behind OP scatters*
UncleCaitlyn 21
Well, what happens?
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Comments (48)
UncleCaitlyn 21
Well, what happens?
Arieslink 22
Read OP's username.
paginis 8
He blew up.
higgysaurus 18
Well that escalated quickly
DamnBailie 23
At least you were some where you could get more fluids BACK in your body. Sorry OP.
snazz23 20
I don't think I'd want to drink from a fountain I just puked all over.
joeyl2008 29
Sounds like a pleasant experience.
MagnusDeus 24
*line behind OP scatters*
MsConfusedd 27
Hopefully what eventually happens is you return to the fountain with cleaning supplies to prevent some poor other human from having to clean up your barf.
bazookajoey 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or... The janitor can do it?
CharismaGeek 19
I think she was already talking about the janitor.
kbecks87 16
Why should the janitor have to clean up her puke? OP should definitely do it.
chinaski7628 32
It probably should be a janitor that cleans it (at least, depending on where OP puked). They're the ones with the biohazard and waste disposal materials, and usually the ones trained to clean/dispose of bodily fluids--at least in schools. Drives me crazy when a kid barfs in my classroom because neither teachers nor students are allowed to touch it or clean it up. We have to wait for the janitor.
dlm3212 12
Depending on where it was also, most security is trained on biohazard clean-up, especially if they are also trained to be hands on then they have to be.
ColorOfSoul 19
You give more than you receive?
brycemash 9
FML to the thirsty people using it next and also the person who has to clean it.
justcommenting19 19
Vomit fountain!
allforfun 23
Haha what I was thinking too
ohSNAPyall 27
Burble.
beeferjay 34
hmm, I'm feeling a little queasy but I'll take a drink of water instead to see if ingesting more fluid will push it down... seems about right
Alup132 22
As someone who suffers with panic attacks frequently, water helps a bit in calming me down, and keeping me cool. I get very nauseous when I have panic attacks.