You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Things always happen in threes! He'll probably dump her for a girl he's known for 3 days.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
It may hurt now now but in the long run, you will be happy you guys broke up. Go out and find someone who deserves you.
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juuuliaaa_fml 28
It may hurt now now but in the long run, you will be happy you guys broke up. Go out and find someone who deserves you.
RichardPencil 32
Things always happen in threes! He'll probably dump her for a girl he's known for 3 days.