Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
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IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.
PuffDaddy395 3
Do you work at an auto repair shop..?
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PuffDaddy395 3
Do you work at an auto repair shop..?
keepcaImcarryon 0
you're innocent until proven guilty.
marinus_fml 20
#1 I doubt it OP ydi for using profanity and praying at the same time.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
How long did it take you to crash into your boss' car that you plea, pray, and use profanity? A simple "****!" is all it takes and all is needed. Praying and pleaing never work.
cosmosis 12
38- hes guilty because he just admitted it, dumbass. But in saying that. Its not ops fault unless he was trying to drift, slide it onto a spot like in tokyo drift,
reaganomics 6
#49 apparently you have never had the pleasure of sliding on ice....you may only be going 5 mph and see what is about to happen but there is no stopping at that point... Sucks for you Op fyl
xcarxcrashx 9
46 your a loser
n_epic_fail 14
Not even praying worked?! Jesus must have been taking a nap... Hopefully he's awake when your boss finds out.
Llamacod 11
Holy shit rexgar that sucks, what did your boss say when you told him?
FreshlyCut 0
You want me to take photo????? Me love you long time???
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ice ice baby, dun dun dun da da dun dun :D
keepcaImcarryon 0
-56 i find you completely ignorant for thinking i am a dumbass because of my comment.
Dr_JuanDiaz 0
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
gregorrok1 0
Suck my nuts!!!
margie2194 12
Someone isn't getting a raise this Christmas :(
margie2194 12
Btw pleas, prayers and profanity? Wonderful alliteration there. Do you write poetry? I'm not even kidding.
urdirtyolduncle 15
96- No.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
That awkward moment when u post something irrelevant to the FML and still expect it to be liked.
n_epic_fail 14
That really awkward moment when you're scrolling threw the comments all jolly and run across serious discussions and posting a non serious comment seems inappropriate...
rallets 23
that awkward moment that isnt even awkward at all
EmperorXing 0
Shit! That's sucks! What did he say?
bellakaykid 6
Well I'm guessing he was slightly pissed.
LeiT 0
He didn't say anything, he pointed at the door
gabrielbaby 9
Or he pointed to his ****.
rexgar2000 10
shit this happened to me once on a red light, it was like supper slow-motion as I watched myself glide into incoming traffic. Luckily my car stop, I was pale as a ghost.
dav3800 7
Probably something along the lines of "you're fired". Or he got a warning. Common sense isn't so common anymore.
rahavan 15
86 if his boss fired him for that he could easily sue for his job or rather money. Although I do agree with you common sense is missing these days.
skittihorse 8
75- you just made my day
ninjuh_wingman 29
Looks like you slipped up.
yohooooooo 5
haha I see what you have done there.
honeysuckel 0
Omg 4 lol I can't even see u! U blend in with the dark, buddy :)
WCARlover 35
Hopefully OP can slide their way out of this one ;p
honeysuckel 0
No offense whats so ever. (coming from a black person)
fthislyfe 22
I don't usually comment about people's pics but I don't think I can sleep tonight after seeing that picture... I mean what's with flouresent eyes?
FreshlyCut 0
^^Booooooo , cheesyyyyyy
WCARlover 35
That's kind of the point 90
BehindU 5
Can't believe I fell for that pun. Your really slick
jwade11 12
Ya ice can't hear your words!!! Who told you it could?
Stealthed 8
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
someguy314159265 15
Please, God, make them stop with their stupid ******* puns. (What? Apparently, pleas, praying, and profanity are supposed to work.)
nublets 12
149- no reason to be so cold..
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.
leadman1989 16
That actually sounds like a TERRIBLE neighbor. One that would steal fake Christmas presents just a total dick.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
I think anti lock breaks would have decreased the damage a little
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Like a good neighbor state farm is there: with someone to blame! And a sandwich.
jesernoob 13
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Llamacod 11
Andysfancy, not everyone on the planet drive a 1993 ford festiva like you, some people actually drive cars that are worth money.
crimsonlover4 31
So...no raise? Damn OP that sucks :(
LezBiHonest 7
This is when you drive away like nothing happened...walk to your boss and say...."woah looks like someone hit your car"
iwadasn 33
It was an accident, so hopefully OP's boss will understand. If he lies about it, though, he would definitely get in more trouble and possibly even get fired.
LezBiHonest 7
Well I wasn't really suggesting him/her to lie...just to tell the boss what happened...without much detail.
sabrinaFML 0
Shes obvi kidding lol that wud b hilarious if somone thought she was serious... Too late nvm
cosmosis 12
LezBiHonest about these things. Best to cop it on the chin. Sooner or later the boss will work it out...
KiddNYC1O 22
29 isn't lying.
honeyluv0218 4
Yeah that could work but I'm guessing the boss is going to notice he has a dent in his car from hitting his car
iwadasn 33
47, if you don't think anyone would seriously lie about hitting someone else's car, then you don't know how common hit-and-runs are.
sabrinaFML 0
But obviously lezbihonest is just kiddng nd im just saying tht everyone is taking it way too seriously
WCARlover 35
Praying and profanity should not go together haha
rubberduckie94 13
that is exactly what i was thinking.
leadman1989 16
9 - Yeah just stick with profanity... better chance of working. ;D
WCARlover 35
43-as a Christian I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there
leadman1989 16
I was being facetious, but studies DO show that if you curse when you're in pain it actually reduces the amount of pain you feel. Also "curse" words are thought to be stored in a different part of the brain more associated with emotion than with language. Sorry... I just nerdgasmed all over your face. ^-^
WCARlover 35
Nerdgasmed..haha
xcarxcrashx 9
I'd be careful 62, she is a christian after all.
WCARlover 35
72 idk if you're bashing my religion or not but of you are that's not appreciated. Christians CAN have a sense of humor you know
EbrithilEdward 0
When it comes to their religion, a sense of humor, understanding, or acceptance is rare among Christians. Anyway, how can 72's comment even be construed as bashing Christianity? The purpose of this comment is to show you true bashing, so you might recognize it better in the future.
vivaladino 7
Stop being such an asshole 131
flockz 20
make a slick getaway.
Ijas 2
Very clever sir :) haha
Silentshdw13 22
"JFJWAVSKXJABASHCHWGX" *crashes into boss's car* "...AWW, MAN!"
KennyMcCrmick322 0
.....wow.....
Miss_Trejo 5
Ouch, that sucks. I hope your boss understands it was an accident!