Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
jbones24 22
keep it classy folks
SmilyFaceGuy 7
I see what you did there
screamo_neve 12
Fertilizing her neighbor's lawn! How thoughtful.
SweetEllie 3
How unladylike >.>
robc32ca 4
You're nuts...he's better off...
knockoutmouse 8
Yes, because it's totally her fault that he left you for her. Not. Unless she was actively pursuing/encouraging him, then it's not very reasonable to blame her for his actions.
SwtCherryPie 26
Thank you. Im glad someone said that. OP-There was obviously something he didnt like about you and from the way you posted this, maybe its because you seem a bit childish. Boohoo my bf left me. Ima go take a shit in the new gf's yard. How is that even logical? Proabably your own fault he's gone in the first place and acting like that is gonna make him dislike you even more.
Glidefedt 6
I saw what you did there.
TonyIsMyDog 2
The guy before you had it right.
youshitme 9
Do it!!! please do it and post photographic evidence.
yuuudiii 13
girls rules.....girl poops......
GypsyRover 0
Lmao!! If you chuck all his stuff out in the yard,you would have moved him half way to his new place!
uKNOuLOVEit 0
EWW.. be a lady.. maybe thats why he left your stank ass