Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Top comments
YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
havocmike 3
I can't imagine why he'd leave such a clever and clearly classy gal. ydi
Sarojin 0
A dump from the dumped. Hope this comment is as punny as yours.
CoolGuyJones 4
Im guessing he got with Hope cuz shes actually classy? Take notes OP, YDI.
skyblue427 1
Wow u sure got that in u!!! Lol
ArielTheMermaid 17
Hahahahaha I love you OP. go find a better guy who deserves you
x123 0
you better hope she doesn't find out you took a shit in her yard.
SlyTail 5
She better 'hope' you have some class.
twobit1988 0
Take that shit in her yard ;)
Naitsi 19
not so funny
volleyballgrrl 6
Wow, aren't you mature.