Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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Top comments
YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
blacky_2222 3
I hope that all works out for you
death779 4
geez that's not crazy at all..... I'm gonna have to say ydi.
ddubzero 0
How is this a fml when shes ******** in someones lawn
nanylove 0
Not funny -_-
Northpoo 6
You're not taking the joke well, I see...
hateevryone 15
do it, girl. do it!!!
Northpoo 6
It sucks how people aren't taking the joke seriously....
downtime 13
joke or not, it was a pointless stupid comment that reflects poorly on her. Either way, I can understand why someone wouldn't want to be with someone like that.
Glockinator 2
That was neither witty or funny. You better "hope" you come up with something better.
JinxosGirl87 0
Must be a slow day in FML moderation land if this horribly written sentence was actually posted.
screamo_neve 12
That's the worse you can do? Jesus Christ, people aren't so brilliant anymore...
perdix 31
What a wonderful plan! Surely, you will have a Flawless Victory.