Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
rofflewaffle 9
Trashy much? Maybe instead of blaming her for something your EX did, you should take a look at your own shortcomings and try to be less of an immature bitch.
emochicksrule 1
You're mean
keepingitnasty 15
...Huh, I guess sarcasm is lost on chocobos. Bobby, the only proper revenge is moving on and living a happy life.
bobbycorwen 5
Yes.
chelseaaababyyy 17
i kind of 'hope' you dont, either..
tweiler 15
Wow. You are one classy lady.
sarahbear992 6
you're saying you'd rather shit in someone's yard to show how much you hate them instead of verbally or physically confronting the girl?
chrisinaz 0
what's up
toalysium 15
You should do it "Christine" style: smash in her windshield and drop one on her dash.
utterdebauchery 7
Classy...
FYLDeep 26
If two wrongs don't make a right, then two dumps don't make a good relationship. You should probably just get over it.
Mipz 2
And Hope didn't even do anything wrong, Op's boyfriend did. So it's even more of a "two wrongs" situation.
January8 5
Haaaaa word play makes me happy
nhamilton6623 0
SOOO classy. :P
stevenmx86 8
Yeah, wow OP.. You're pretty quick... No though, seriously, I'd have a doctor check if you have full mental capacity if your solution is to "poop in her yard".. Wtf?