Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
WillTay 8
What?! You creepy weirdo!
Rawrrrrx3 4
This is weird because one of my really good friends named Hope just got a new boyfriend not too long ago. Lol, I wonder if there is any correlation here. I think I am going to ask her now!
dckbtch 2
Do it
W3ST 0
No shit, retard.
DesiGhost 4
Wow, you deserve that. I can tell just from this that you're a crazy bitch. Not a very smart one at that. First of all, he left you for your neighbor, cry about it, you ****. It's his decision, so go **** yourself. Second, why would you do something like shit on her property? If you're a crazy bitch, do something like swear at her... they can test your crazy bitch shit to find out who did it. ******* retard, you deserved this.
wittygirl 8
Not only should u poo on her place but set it on fire!!
GrimyEmu 3
Well she won't have to, cuz girls don't poop :)
srgsk9 9
Who modded this one in? This doesn't seem very much like an FML because most of it was spent venting about he is going to get revenge. Not very FML-like.
kei1108 13
You would rather be with a guy who didn't want to be with you, then to have your bf be with Hope, and you find someone who likes you? It's not Hope's fault that he liked her. Sure it really sucks, and I'm sorry about that. But don't make thing worse by being petty toward her. :) happy boyfriend hunting.
Undead4life 1
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