Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
jay1010 0
wow nice comback ....... NOT
hyden121 2
Right... Because that will show her how???
loganmarquez 3
Yes, because nothing's going to prove you're the better and more mature choice moreso than taking a shit in your competition's yard.. Bravo... You've reached a whole new level on the retarded bitch scale.
geraldcash09 1
Girls don't take dumps. Do they?
XDBrittany1228 0
I see what you did there.
danielleeex357 0
Classy.
Ash24 6
Bad ass dude..
GLaDOSv1_09 19
I like how spiteful and petty you are, but your immaturity just ruins it.
zoecw 14
This her:: today, my new boyfriend and I were getting frisky and when I looked out the window, a girl was taking a shit in my yard! FML.
SydMadrid 0
Like a boss!!! As they always say, Shit happens