Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
missnuthin 10
oh come on.. don't be that shitty ex girlfriend that everyone tells horror stories about at parties. besides, if THAT is your reaction to a break up, then i can see why he left your ass. move ON with your life girl, revenge is pointless and just makes you look like an emotionally immature piece of trash! do yourself the favor and take the high road, please.
allisonntm 0
No wonder he left you. Try thinking of something that will actually affect her.
ninjacutie 6
maybe your bf is leaving you cause the most rational thing in your mind to do after getting dumped is to dump in the new girls yard! that sounds a little crazy to me!
underdose 9
You should be more angry at him than her shouldnt you? He's the one that hurt you
some_girl9 8
No wonder he dumped you! You are one disgusting, crazy ****. Ever consider moving on and getting a life?
lotrgeek 10
Ya.. I wonder why he left you. Maybe you'd better hope you grow the **** up. And get some class while you're at it.
Horcruxer 0
When u poo it's pretty easy to pee simultaneously too
Kristoffer 35
Stay classy. *****.
LexBvl 4
Sounds like something my dog would do...maybe your boyfriend left you because you're a bitch?
whitetrashed 10
That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever hurt.