Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
Squeaky_Tomato 14
No wonder he left you. You sound like a bitch. You probably did shit and got on his ass like that to him everytime he didn't do exactly what you wanted.
teh_uber_muffin 3
By yard, I assume you mean chest.
January8 5
**** these people's mature, sensical advice. DO IT DO IT DO IT!!....on her car. If I were a neighbor who just swooped up someone's significant other while they were still dating and I found a poo on my car I'd sigh and only think "karma" while walking to get the hose.
Hopejordan17 0
My name is Hope too. Us Hope's seem to have that effect on people's boyfriends. :) just kidding but seriously it's not her fault.
Commiecakes 0
So your boyfriend dumped you? O SWEET JESUS because breakups don't happen all the time! You act like that youre not gettin a boyfriend ever again.
hannawhited 0
your stupid.
EnterNameHere001 5
And the winner of the trashiest woman award goes to
Maritza345 0
Bahahaha id say that too
H0n3YbEE 0
First of all that's disgusting if u wanna get back at her just by make loud moans all night long.
taracrane1 7
Yes, because ******** in someone's yard is a great way to get your boyfriend back. It's not even her fault.