Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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Top comments
YummiGummi 0
witty. very witty.
McMike10 1
You're punny
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Comments (326)
Anonymous2213 3
i see whatcha did there
freakizoid_fml 5
Not to be mean, but this doesn't really sound like an FML... Just saying, if you left out the second part and added why then yea but... I don't know I was just puting it out there..
flatrat 3
Classy
TigerSpots 4
Just get over it. Y'all weren't married. -.-
aarshvipatel 0
How the **** is this an FML
emodude44 0
I don't pity you, only because of your threat to shit in someones yard. You have no honor.
honeyBabie 1
No wonder he left u, how crazy and gross are!
mbrooks5110 0
You're petty. No wonder he left you. Honestly, things didn't work out get over it. That's part of life.
oreobunbun 3
So because your boyfriend left you, your mad at your neighbor? Makes sense.
sunshine_cc 3
No wonder he dumped you. Taking a poo in public is not sexy or normal behavior.