Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
No, you shouldn't feel bad. Your ex is an asshole. Good riddance.
PikarooArtist 17
Good ******* riddance, if that is his logic then be happy that the dumbass left because he's an idiot for doing that, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (40)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
No, you shouldn't feel bad. Your ex is an asshole. Good riddance.
ezrocks4u 29
Well, if the only reason is "because she is prettier"... I hear a broken face doesn't usually become more beautiful once healed. Not condoning violence or anything, just an option >:3
Rabite 28
Sure, take it out on the new girlfriend, who didn't do anything wrong, instead of the asshole ex-boyfriend.
ezrocks4u 29
Well, obviously! What else could a sane, rational, level headed person do?
Rabite 28
Dude, it's not even funny as a joke.
sophiehelen 32
#4 'who he met through me'. Sounds like that's one of OP's friends which definitely doesn't make her an innocent party
Setareh23 34
#16 maybe, but it could also be a coworker, friend of a friend, classmate, etc...someone the bf might meet at a dinner party or something, but who has no feelings of loyalty towards OP or might not be aware of the circumstances of the breakup. I feel if it was a friend (thus adding insult to injury) it would've mentioned...but who knows.
ezrocks4u 29
Whoops, guess I need to check my privilege.
Rabite 28
Don't make it about those mean PC people who have this crazy idea of treating everyone equally and don't like violence. Maybe you could explain why you think that the new girlfriend has any fault in this and should get all the shit and bad treatment?
Rabite 28
#16, there are also people who don't believe in this strange loyalty. If the boyfriend wants to leave her for someone, it's his decision. The only problem I see is, that you have awkward parties or meeting afterwards. But you will also have it if you have the same friend circle anyways and the new girlfriend is a stranger to you.
PikarooArtist 17
Good ******* riddance, if that is his logic then be happy that the dumbass left because he's an idiot for doing that, you deserve so much better!
hpandher 16
You should find someone exactly like him only much richer
Rabite 28
Maybe she should find someone who isn't like this douchebag.
hpandher 16
It's the way of expression in the context. OP's boyfriend new girlfriend isn't like OP either, that's just the way he broke up with her, notice the word "apparently" in FML.
RogueWarrior869 23
It may not feel like it right now, but you are a lucky duckling this happened. No wasting anymore time/your life on a jerk this big. I really recommend treating yourself to something you like/like to do. May your day be better!
1DisGR8 32
No way in HELL should you feel bad. Your boyfriend's a complete and utter ass.
cuz803 46
Well you're more prettier in personality I bet
RavenousRiley 2
And you'd know that how, exactly?
FalloutScrolls 25
What a lowlife! You're better off without someone that shallow!
InfiniteSunshine 32
It might hurt now OP, but it will get better. You don't want to be with someone who is not only superficial, but openly admits to being so, nothing will ever be good enough for these types of people. Also, I wonder if the other girl knows the reason he gave for breaking up with you, because if I was her and was aware of it, there's no way I'd be going out with him.
Tripartita 45
Wow, an alternate you who is even prettier. Regardless of your sexuality, I say you make a move on her yourself; chances like these come along so rarely.