Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Randolph
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
shampoogirl
United States
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
sweetsixteen
United States
Clown World
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
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sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
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Comments (174)
jazzmancarron 11
just be grateful that hes willing to get a job. he could be lazy and live off the state. and in this economy, he was probably lucky to get a job period.
Residence_fml 4
Wait until you're in the shower and when you turn around he stands there in his clownsuit just laughing in a creepy way which makes you scream. Then he pulls out his chainsaw and you start running with only a towel on through the street, but all you neighbours are on vacation and can't help you. While he is still following you, you get exhausted from running and accidently run into a death street and he cathes up with you. You start to scream and stare at his red, round nose, thinking that this is the last thing you will see and you forgot to feed your cat, he yells 'Just kidding!'. THEN you got a FML But I'll still give you an FML because clowns are creepy but at least he got a job
JINJANINJA 0
wtf man, I suggest you get a job or at least some form of distraction
Residence_fml 4
Yeah this IS my distraction, I had to print something out but the damn thing is slow. Times like these are not my best moments
Sexymuah 0
Lol..good one
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
I wonder why everyone is saying clowns are creepy. I like clowns. They make me smile.
natural_redhead 0
fHl, not yours...superficial bitch
loski87 4
well at least he has a job
Jaona 0
Maybe OP is Coulrophobic.
leaveitbe 0
******* awesome!
IntoTheNothing 0
Do you have a job, OP?
underpaid011 0
now you can boff Boffo The Clown. but really, he has a job. jobs are not exactly falling out of trees. be happy about that. if you think that there should be more income, get off YOUR ASS and make it happen.
beancoinc 0
Oh boy! now you can do that role play you have been fantasizing about, enjoy the disappearing balloon act.